Ben Smith

Ben Smith is now on Tweeter

[Ben Smith @benjamin_r_s]

3 years ago today on a film set during the morning meeting, I wished everyone a happy Groundhog Day. 3 years ago tomorrow, on the following day of the shoot during the morning meeting, I wished everyone a happy Groundhog Day, completing maybe the funniest joke I have ever told.

[Ben Smith @benjamin_r_s]

@samreich “This is Henry. Henry the Pig.” just about the best damn six word story I ever heard. Hemingway eat your heart out.

[Ben Smith @benjamin_r_s]

@Sam_Mack1 This Barbie built the nuclear bomb

[Ben Smith @benjamin_r_s]

Everybody (me) was real stoked to watch Oppenheimer then Barbie and then it seems that everybody (again, me) has since realised that was a regrettable decision

[Ben Smith @benjamin_r_s]

@MrBeast If I win I will buy and eat a nice delicious sandwich it will be very nice

[Ben Smith @benjamin_r_s]

@uphorium Shelman Dong

[Ben Smith @benjamin_r_s]

@dollivel Nobody thought this was a flex you did not need to clarify

[Ben Smith @benjamin_r_s]

@alextbell1 @eyelarp He just wanted to improve their CV, the loom room will be a great learning experience

[Ben Smith @benjamin_r_s]

You’re telling me they screen tested the man who kicked a velociraptor in the face and then went “no, let’s pick someone who has never kicked a velociraptor in the face”.

And so completes the hat trick of my tweets in a row about Sam Neill kicking a velociraptor in the face.

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

Sam Neill auditioned to play James Bond in THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS. This is his screen test.

[Ben Smith @benjamin_r_s]

Sam Neill is so goddamn cool. I am using this opportunity to remind you of the time that Sam Neill kicked a velociraptor in the face, making my two most recent tweets about the time that Sam Neill kicked a velociraptor in the face.

[Ben Smith @benjamin_r_s]

@dollivel

[Ben Smith @benjamin_r_s]

I don’t think Hollywood has ever topped when Sam Neill kicked a velociraptor in the face.

[Ben Smith @benjamin_r_s]

@oscarobinsons 5 more seconds

[Ben Smith @benjamin_r_s]

@oscarobinsons You have 5 minutes.

[Ben Smith @benjamin_r_s]

@dollivel You are a foul beast.

[Ben Smith @benjamin_r_s]

@uphorium Frick

[Ben Smith @benjamin_r_s]

@uphorium The view from my window