BS

I want to own a decommissioned lighthouse. And I want to live at the top. And nobody knows I live there.

[BS @benjamin_soleim]

To be clear:

Tweets and opinions are not my own, they are God’s. She tells me shit to tweet and I do it. If you got problems, take it up with her.

[BS @benjamin_soleim]

@hannah_sierra I mean, in the good way. Your plant looks very much alive and healthy 😂😂

[BS @benjamin_soleim]

@hannah_sierra Killing it!

[jason concepcion @netw3rk]

I had no idea this sport existed but this might be the greatest play in sports history

[BS @benjamin_soleim]

@TIGERMOMTHER You are a fucking legend

[Chrissy Carr @chrissycarr4]

Please respect my decision.

[Brett Bigham -I go by Mr B-the PhD is honorary. @2014ORTOY]

In 2014, after being named Teacher of the Year, my supervisor told me if I said I was gay in public I would be "shot in the head."

I was told I would be fired if I did not bring her all of my private mail from home to read. (more)

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

Get ready. The @NWSL Challenge Cup is coming to CBS.

It all kicks off on June 27th when @TheNCCourage take on @ThornsFC and the @ORLPride face off with @chiredstarsPR.

[BS @benjamin_soleim]

@apdonaldson Same!

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

help someone else get a W i promise it won’t take away from your Ws

[BS @benjamin_soleim]

“Insofar as you’re white, you’re irrelevant. We can no longer afford that particular romance.” James Baldwin - 1979 Berkeley

[crab rangooner @dmndeyes]

conservatives a month ago: “why should we listen to the government and stay home? you are all sheep, this is a free country!”

conservatives today: “if you just follow the government mandated curfew, the paramilitary police stormtroopers won’t shoot you in the face, it’s simple”

[Christina Cauterucci @c_cauterucci]

Remove Trump now.

https://t.co/mzY7tsluwu

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

fuck yes gregg popovich

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

🗣✊🏽 #JusticeForGeorge

[BS @benjamin_soleim]

Being 31 and single means forcing your therapist to read the text messages you got from the girl you like begging her to tell you what the fuck they mean #dirty30 #therapy

[BS @benjamin_soleim]

The best part of my week is the few hours on Saturday morning after the anxiety of the work week has subsided and before the depression from the weekend has set in.

[grace @idesheaven]

men will tweet “women aren’t funny” and then go watch an episode of the office written by mindy kailing and be like “this is real comedy”

[BS @benjamin_soleim]

@TIGERMOMTHER @BWH47 The best part was the look on his face 😂😂 dude didn’t know what the fuck was happening

[BS @benjamin_soleim]

@TIGERMOMTHER