syd benjamin

[syd benjamin @benjamin_sydney]

Someone’s out there talking about the old you because they aren’t relevant enough to have access to the new you 😌

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

i’m convinced my generation had the best childhood

[syd benjamin @benjamin_sydney]

now why would you do this to your kids no matter who won? yes plz give your kids 0 hope from a young age. 🙌🏻

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Woke mom holds back tears as she tells her terrified kids who won the election:

[🎀 @sheoneofwun]

we skipped summer & went straight to hell, it’s so fucking hot omg

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

I lied about being outside this summer it’s too hot I’m irritated already

[Philosophy Of Life @PhilOfLife_]

Avoiding people who lower your vibe is self care.

[violet 🧠🐀 @daintysloth]

hey sorry for being a bitch earlier it’s just that too many noises were happening at once and my pants feel too tight

[syd benjamin @benjamin_sydney]

the only thing I have planned for this wknd is to drink wine & rewatch the cheetah girls movie. Is this normal? Asking for a friend.

[syd benjamin @benjamin_sydney]

when @zachlanebryan said “I lost faith in the world a long time ago” - I felt that

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

arguing thru text will have you standing in one spot for 45 minutes

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

me after work

[syd benjamin @benjamin_sydney]

@GrceKelley Tweet of the century

[syd benjamin @benjamin_sydney]

@lllleeaahhhh No text me who it was 💀

[LA Turtle @evan_breen]

GIVE ME MY HAT BACK JORDAN