Benjamin Alston

All your dreams are made of strawberry lemonade.

[Benjamin Alston @benjamindavid89]

Had some training via a Linked In webinar this morning and about 3 minutes in some guy started kicking off that it was “too Linked In heavy”. That’s enough Wednesday for today.

[Benjamin Alston @benjamindavid89]

Trying to figure out how Carole Baskin managed to get away with murdering Don Lewis.

[Benjamin Alston @benjamindavid89]

@MikeyButler1 James Corden is an absolute wanker at the best of times to be fair mate. It is mental how celebrities are trying to relate to regular people with all this going on, unbelievably deluded 😂

[Benjamin Alston @benjamindavid89]

@SamWinter89 I liked season 2 as well but it tapered off a bit, season 1 is one of the best seasons of any TV show I’ve seen! Start of season 3 has actually been quite good.

[Benjamin Alston @benjamindavid89]

@MikeyButler1 I’m actually jealous you’re watching it for the first time mate - it only gets better.

[Benjamin Alston @benjamindavid89]

@J_L90 Guinness in its rightful place, nectar of the gods. And Red Stripe, needs to be out of a can or not at all. You know!

[Benjamin Alston @benjamindavid89]

@joeytheboots It’s truly, truly horrendous isn’t it mate. It’s definitely up there!

[Benjamin Alston @benjamindavid89]

Jesus H. Christ.

[J @JordanRowes]

Americans are so fucking moist

[Benjamin Alston @benjamindavid89]

👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

Excited to share with you that DMA’S (@dmasmusic) will be doing a listening party for Hills End. Stand by for more info...

[Benjamin Alston @benjamindavid89]

@MikeyButler1 Gotta remember that the left are all about peace, love and kindness though mate... as long as it’s to someone they exactly like.

[Benjamin Alston @benjamindavid89]

I’m not even remotely in shock.

[Lillie-Mae @Lilliemaenot]

I am actually in shock.

https://t.co/akhtB6Zzhk

[Benjamin Alston @benjamindavid89]

@DaveS5555 @gale_sam If you mean Evans Cycles then that’s because Ashley owns them too the greedy fucker, anyone else should be shut. If you leave the house alone to go to another house to pick your bairn up mate then I can’t imagine they’ll begrudge you that, again it’ll just be common sense cases.

[Benjamin Alston @benjamindavid89]

Not a Boris fan like but if you’re saying you don’t understand that statement you must be a right fucking moron.

[Benjamin Alston @benjamindavid89]

@DaveS5555 @gale_sam Insane mate - with everything he’s done over the years I’m surprised Mike Ashley is even allowed to run a business, it’s crazy! Most places should be shut down now, it should just be common sense.

[Benjamin Alston @benjamindavid89]

@gale_sam Just go off this mate. Key worker is pretty self explanatory but obviously greedy people will use it to keep their businesses open, keeping parks and that open is questionable but the rest is pretty straight forward! Doubt it’ll stop the panic buying mind.

[Benjamin Alston @benjamindavid89]

The Glory Days.

[Louis Theroux @louistheroux]

Remember Brexit?

[Benjamin Alston @benjamindavid89]

@mattmassage94 Every last one should be named and shamed online mate so that no one touches them once everything goes back to normal, nowt but pure greed, absolutely crazy!

[Benjamin Alston @benjamindavid89]

We truly are a failed nation.