Don Stamos

[Don Stamos @benjamindorkass]

Like metal arms and a glowing red eye would be super cool.

[Don Stamos @benjamindorkass]

I want to be a cyborg.

[Don Stamos @benjamindorkass]

@kaleemeow_ I trust Matt

[Don Stamos @benjamindorkass]

Second bottle of Faygo in a week. I'm a juggalo now.

[Don Stamos @benjamindorkass]

Sometimes it seems like Danny Devito is my dad.

[Don Stamos @benjamindorkass]

Your opinion of The Killers first two albums really impacts my opinion of your taste in music.

[Don Stamos @benjamindorkass]

When I'm 70 I want to be the guy that tucks cardigans into sweatpants.

[Don Stamos @benjamindorkass]

I SHARE A BIRTHDAY WITH RYAN GOSLING.... THIS MUST BE WHY IM SO HANDSOME.

[Don Stamos @benjamindorkass]

My dad and George W. Bush would get each others jokes.

[Don Stamos @benjamindorkass]

#tru https://t.co/TqhqLHKi2b

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It's time to end the federal ban on marijuana. https://t.co/JvzTMBiQXW

[Don Stamos @benjamindorkass]

I wish my honeymoon was going to be me and Natalie hanging out on @TheEllenShow for a week.

[Don Stamos @benjamindorkass]

I think im going to like this tweeter thing because i have a direct line to @classic__cars stream of consciousness.

[Don Stamos @benjamindorkass]

Thank you #reddit and #pokemongo for this beautiful sacrilegious moment.

[Don Stamos @benjamindorkass]

When 90% of your Reddit time is spent on /twoxchromosomes

[Don Stamos @benjamindorkass]

@MuchExcite Billy i just started using twitter. Lets not go to hard in the paint here. I tried snapchat and I failed.

[Don Stamos @benjamindorkass]

Dude isn't ashamed. #porn #licenseplates

[Don Stamos @benjamindorkass]

I guess I have had this account since 2009 and this is my first tweet. #priorities #badatthings