The fact these fools sent $DADDY to $290m ATH while @Cobratate burned $110m worth of tokens, and they sent $HAWK to $550m while the devs rugged, says EVERYTHING YOU WILL EVER NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HUMAN PSYCHOLOGY AND ESPECIALLY CRYPTO NERDS.
CRYPTO MEME DUMP 🧵
I've collected crypto memes for over a decade and I wanna show you all my favorite ones. Some of these aged ridiculously well.
Like this one summing up 2022 👇
Do airdrops even work?
Study the "Fresno Drop" 📚
The first airdrop in history was in Fresno, California, in 1958. It was by Bank of America. They airdropped 60,000 credit cards with $500 in instant credit.
Now everyone has a credit card 👀
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Lmao I jeeted 5.7M $rogen because it wasn't doing shit and the devs seemed more retarded than I prefer.
too lazy to math rn but I think it would be close to 100 SOL now 😅
I thought someone was trying to PVP me with the artificial pump but it just kept sending.
You thought Airdrop Tracker was cool?
🧩 It's only half the puzzle.
With Yield Explorer, you'll be able to ZAP into required pools for any airdrop you want in One Click ⚡️
@ZaleskiLuke Truly the left wing conspiracy theories are so fascinating lol. The one thing these 3 individuals have in common is that they are positively bombastic and motivated largely by self-interest. To the extent they all 3 align on any one issue, it's certainly a coincidence.
@krassenstein You're a bad person for writing this vacuous, pointless, intentionally inciting tweet.
I've heard you talk. I know you're not *this* dumb of a person. Why does Twitter rot your brain so bad lmao
@tradeit_gg Mirage and nuke are my instabans.
Nuke isn't bad, I just like to awp and don't enjoying awping on nuke.
Mirage is not a CS map. Whoever made that and whoever plays it and thinks it's a good idea is exactly the kind of gamer I hate. Mirage is a valorant map.
@GadSaad Frankly I think it's cute when women are this dumb. This is how a normal woman plugged into society should think. It's my job to be the counter balance of the household.
@pglesports VP classic beautiful 2-0 honestly. I was having such a fun time watching 2 amazing teams play, and to see VP pull out the win in final rounds like that was amazing.
I will never watch your product again if you don't do something to correct your mistake.
@elonmusk Lmao yeah bring my friends here so they can have precisely 0 reach and just see the same garbage shared by the same accounts over and over, sure bro
The new Twitter:
1. Show you stuff that will obviously piss you off.
2. Ban you for expressing how pissed off you are.
I like Elon Musk, but I think this is genuinely one of the worst iterations of social media yet.