Benjamin Geiger

I am the man who arranges the bits
Into thousands of lines of C# code
With each new PBI my hands leap to the skies
As my insanely high blood pressure grows

[Benjamin Geiger @benjamingeiger]

@jasonllevin Trump isn't evil because he's a Republican.

Trump is a Republican because he's evil.

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@murphymike I think this falls under "you're right but you're wrong about why you're right".

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@jgalan707 @realmflynnJR

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@BAILEYDRAWS @tmorello Are you ever on this side of the pond? Or is there any way I could license this so someone else could tattoo it onto me? (It'd be my first tattoo, that's how strongly I feel about it.)

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@harryjsisson "I never thought the leopards would eat _my_ face."

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@dr_swa6 @JaredRyanSears @marcorubio If you don't want to be accused of supporting fascists then you shouldn't publicly put your support behind a fascist.

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@JaredRyanSears @marcorubio Not only was it Trump's event, but Trump's team greenlit the joke.

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@ProRightMemes @BehizyTweets

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@mpiredivine @theladyjane_ The difference between a million and a billion is about a billion.

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@SaulOkayishman @MI_Lib1956 ... you do know "I know you are but what am I?" wasn't even an effective retort on the schoolyard, right?

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@Bitcoin4Freedom @elonmusk

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@Farmer_L2 @RichardHanania Exactly. Musk wants Trump in place so that he can act without any concern for the rest of the country, and to reduce competition by removing the subsidies he used to get where he is. He wants to pull the ladder up behind him.

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@BellT222 @ItsLucky1 @MarkHamill @Tim_Walz Oh yes, Conservative Accusations Are Confessions volume 47.

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@Travis_4_Trump @DirtRoadPickup Words 4-6 *reinforce* words 1-3. People voting for Mango Unchained aren't conservatives, they're fascists.

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@divstator @DjQueOne @DirtRoadPickup It's a reason, and a damn good one.

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@elonmusk My brother in Cthulhu, you are the censor.

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@wiseoldwoman @Rutybear @maggiesam12 @FPWellman That's exactly what Kamala is doing. The next few months are an interview with America, and she's telling us why she's clearly the better candidate.

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@JonnaMargaux @SelfMadeMastery

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@kylenabecker Every fascist accusation is a confession. Dorito Mussolini dodged the debate with Kamala and is trying to claim she dodged the debate that he set up and she never agreed to.

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@3hairymutts @oldenoughtosay Perfect fried eggs have a gooey, not watery, yolk. And usually I have to ask for over medium.