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[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wow, this is crazy

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@Vincent_Ledvina Frisco Colorado

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Cryptography co Dyadic Security raises $12m - Globes English https://t.co/gH2XGVTVGG

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Endurance Lift Solutions Acquires John Crane Production Solutions and CDI Oilfield Services https://t.co/yGKr1TKThy

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Shiftgig scoops up BookedOut, strengthening its position in experiential marketing https://t.co/lRJY9YAhRD

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project44 https://t.co/99FwjPfOF2

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There's the DeLorean. Biff won

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infinite io Announces the Completion of $3.4 Million in Funding https://t.co/X37AC8GOFZ

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CSC Finalizes Fruition Partners Acquisition https://t.co/xhOzTpl6mO

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Man, I got a banging new seat. Swivel casters. Lumbar support. Pull the lever and hear it hiss. All you clownpunchers can watch me roll

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The pneumatic cylinder on my desk chair has expired. My knees high, my screen at eye level. I must type to ward off the sinking feeling

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it was 4 o'clock, and then 5, 6, 7. And 8? I am aware that time passes, but every 60 minutes, I am surprised and horrified by the hour

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Wait a minute - the longest day of the year was 3 days ago? Why didn't anyone tell me? I would have celebrated late into the light night

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That place looks familiar https://t.co/lgFcGiDEAP

[The Paris Review @parisreview]

T. S. Eliot’s dirty juvenilia, Google makes androids dream of electric sheep, and other news. http://t.co/EV5qRj34qf

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I am troubled by the sun and the way it reflects on the lake. The sparkling water offends my eyes. The deep blue may upset my stable tempers

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If I could produce a convincing wookie growl, it would really make a difference in my day

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Then we take Berlin

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Goodbye sweet rental car. Alas, I barely knew ye

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As I look at the sign that says "Newark," I realize that it is also "kraweN" backwards. And I see that it's an anagram of my name, with "aw"

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The parade has ended, but helicopters still fill the skies... Nope - not going to find a metaphor in a hockey celebration