Benjamin

This is a parody account.

[Benjamin @benjaminoldtest]

@SenusretII Don't complain, I'm the youngest of 12 sons with no birthright in my land. #whyyoucomplainingwhinyyougotnothingtocomplainabout

[Benjamin @benjaminoldtest]

@Jacob92812355 Well you're not done, you got two more wives to cache in #forsomereasonthatisnotadultery

[Benjamin @benjaminoldtest]

@Noah15791540 Considering the entire earth is covered by water, yeah #suckstobeyou

[Benjamin @benjaminoldtest]

@SenusretII @Noah15791540 Right so they're not food. They're Gods #whyareyoustillspeaking

[Benjamin @benjaminoldtest]

@SenusretII @Noah15791540 Whatever my point still stands #provingmeright

[Benjamin @benjaminoldtest]

@SenusretII @Noah15791540 Well then why do you have like, 6 dogs and 1 cat? #nologic

[Benjamin @benjaminoldtest]

@SenusretII @Noah15791540 Uhh animals are way better than people #peoplesuckandanimalsrock

[Benjamin @benjaminoldtest]

Interesting noises coming from my Father's tent last night #whichwifewasit

[Benjamin @benjaminoldtest]

@SenusretII Well, I'm putting hashtags and you're not. I win by default. #IdonothavetoberighttoberightifyouknowwhatIamsaying

[Benjamin @benjaminoldtest]

@SenusretII Good you've gotten to the point of screaming which means I'm right #Iwinyoulosenowyougetabigfatbruise

[Benjamin @benjaminoldtest]

@SenusretII Rain water is fresh water #youspeaktoomuch

[Benjamin @benjaminoldtest]

@SenusretII They're animals so they can drink water. There were enough animals on the ship to pull it off #Idonothaveroomforabighashtagliar

[Benjamin @benjaminoldtest]

@SenusretII You're not in charge, my brother is #mybrothersetitupandlovesmesoyoucanbackoffbeforeIcomeandblowupyourppyramids

[Benjamin @benjaminoldtest]

@SenusretII @Noah15791540 The animals can drink the water #IamrightyouarewrongIamnotlisteningtoyousucka

[Benjamin @benjaminoldtest]

Someone snuck a cup in my bag, totally wasn't even me #setupprettyhardcore

[Benjamin @benjaminoldtest]

@SenusretII @Noah15791540 Just bail with buckets. Piece of cake. #basicsurvivalinaboat

[Benjamin @benjaminoldtest]

Well that's awkward turns out Joseph isn't dead, oops. #totallydidnotmeanthatlasttweet

[Benjamin @benjaminoldtest]

Tbh I'm pretty glad Joseph's dead #nowIamfathersfavourite

[Benjamin @benjaminoldtest]

@SenusretII Because they're the two biggest events in the last 100 years

[Benjamin @benjaminoldtest]

It's kind of odd having four moms, I don't even know how to address them all #3momsthatdidnotactuallybirthme