Ben Pernick

Baseball analytics writer @PitcherList, Comedy singer/songwriter, webcomic doodler, sax player, human pizza.

[Ben Pernick @BenjaminPernick]

@UNRWA @theIPCinfo And meanwhile you have a black band on your profile to mourn the loss of Sinwar, who created this whole humanitarian disaster and has more Palestinian blood on his hands than anyone.

Jig is up, you played yourself.

[Ben Pernick @BenjaminPernick]

@cynicalzoomer Wow making that prediction, he really ate the pooch

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Conservatives when they hear Kamala Harris is Black AND Indian

[Faith Back Rub @FaithRubPol]

Kamala OWNS Trump for making a big mistake going back to his birtherism roots saying Kamala is Indian and not black like Rachel Dolezal. 👇👏👏👏👏

[Faith Back Rub @FaithRubPol]

Kamala Harris: she is Indian, she is black, and she's OWNING Trump 🔥

[Ben Pernick @BenjaminPernick]

@akafacehots @KamalaHarris You do realize that was only because Trump pressured the GOP to kill their own border deal and vote against it because it would look good for Biden, right?

Of course you must know that, you are trying to actively mislead people

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I’m Kamala Harris, and I’m running for President of the United States.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

What happened to “any time, any place”?

[Ben Pernick @BenjaminPernick]

@Mike_Kurland Okay here we go! Are you concerned about Maikel Garcia's nosedive? Saw him batted 7th the other day :/

[Ben Pernick @BenjaminPernick]

I stupidly agreed to take the 15th spot in a 50-Round Draft & Hold, and let me just say... 15th was a bad choice. (Settled on Trea and Olson fwiw)

[Ben Pernick @BenjaminPernick]

@WhiskeyBurrito @TheOnion I'm unsettled by how much that guy looks too much like me (his hairline, anyway)

[Ben Pernick @BenjaminPernick]

@WhiskeyBurrito @TheOnion What was the Onion link? Also not saying it WASN'T me ;)

[Ben Pernick @BenjaminPernick]

Y’know, if you removed all the canned laughter, you wouldn’t laugh nearly as much when watching Cocomelon

[Ben Pernick @BenjaminPernick]

Hamas sees dead Jews as gold, and dead Palestinians as Bitcoin.

Dead Jews are ideal, but they can convert dead Palestinians into more dead Jews if they can get enough easy marks to buy into it

[Ben Pernick @BenjaminPernick]

For those Jews who think you’re safe because you’re not in Israel, you should know there’s an attempted pogrom going on right now in Dagestan, Russia by Pro-Palestinians. Today Russia, tomorrow where you call home… anywhere but Israel 🇮🇱

[Ben Pernick @BenjaminPernick]

Even worse than the “compliment sandwich” is the “antisemitic sandwich”, the cool leftist way to make your hate speech more digestible. #Israel #BringThemHome 🇮🇱

Here’s an example of a classic “antisemwich”

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

DEMs united behind Hakeem Jeffries. 💪💪💪

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Dear former @SpeakerMcCarthy:

1. All Dems voted no on YOUR Rules change to allow 1 Member to bring a motion to fire you.

2. Dems voted consistent with our belief that Rep Jeffries is best Speaker.

3. Your inability to understand what happened is why you are no longer Speaker.

[AG @AGHamilton29]

The IDF has released a phone call allegedly between 2 Hamas operatives where one informs the other that the Islamic Jihad missile was launched from a cemetery near the hospital and the shrapnel is consistent with one of their missiles.