benjamin kit wong

the reports of my being babey are greatly exaggerated; I’m Bitch. #HornyOnMain #GayAndStupid

[benjamin kit wong @benjaminthewong]

them: benjamin do u have thoughts?
me: I ALWAYS HAVE THOUGHTS.

[benjamin kit wong @benjaminthewong]

An OF gay posted about the enchirito and being back at Taco Bell and it pulled me out of my depression long enough to fact check the information and find something to live for

[benjamin kit wong @benjaminthewong]

@madforyouxo now I just wanna know where the gooning buck fics are.

[benjamin kit wong @benjaminthewong]

They should invent these.

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

boyfriend who still likes me even though im insane

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

adulthood is realising no one cares about you and the show must go on

[benjamin kit wong @benjaminthewong]

not enough people wanna get apps anymore. some of us have little mouths. we want small bites.

[benjamin kit wong @benjaminthewong]

@toxicbuddiestan uhm do you have the uh…do you have the link? link please?

[benjamin kit wong @benjaminthewong]

or rainbow sherbet

[benjamin kit wong @benjaminthewong]

I need strawberry ice cream :(

[benjamin kit wong @benjaminthewong]

girls it’s all over…he said he wouldn’t fuck me if I was a really sexy fish.

[benjamin kit wong @benjaminthewong]

as I sit here in the (California) Mediterranean sun, eating soft cheeses, olive dips and fresh bread, drinking nice wine, I realize…this is the life I was made for

[benjamin kit wong @benjaminthewong]

BINGO at the WINERY: terrible white guy dreads hidden under an EVEN WORSE hat

[benjamin kit wong @benjaminthewong]

@PostHogLeftist real.

[benjamin kit wong @benjaminthewong]

GaGa tickets sold out before I could get them. I’m gonna throw myself off a cliff.

[benjamin kit wong @benjaminthewong]

I’m going to hell. The guy in front of us at the concert said “I LOVE YOU RITA ORA” and I, accidentally loudly, said “oh? Really?”

[benjamin kit wong @benjaminthewong]

@y9hoo would love a link, if you care to share

[benjamin kit wong @benjaminthewong]

@camden_raffodil the trailer girl?? Get the whole film!!

[benjamin kit wong @benjaminthewong]

getting attention from a man is TOO HARD. life is TOO hard. I can’t have a job I want! I never get peace anymore!! I crave the end!! Release me from these sorrows!!

[benjamin kit wong @benjaminthewong]

@stickydacat sorry, unclear: on their mission & values page.

[benjamin kit wong @benjaminthewong]

@stickydacat not to be that guy that misses the joke (it’s….funny) but Starbucks is one of the few companies that is still prioritizing their DEI policies, and centering their LGBTQ+ supportive policies as well as their support of trans healthcare—centrally on their updated Mission & Values

[benjamin kit wong @benjaminthewong]

I need to bite someone