Ben Clark

I’m Ben and I like to (Mario)party

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“Can I get, like, a disability?” -Gillian

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“What happens to the moon after a full moon? Does it just go back to zero, or does it shrink? Like it just goes back to full from empty?” -Gillian

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“I’d rather deal with stupid people than unethical people” -Margo

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“Does egg yolk have nut?” -Nathan

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“5 or 6” 🤷‍♂️ @ClarkAndrewA

[Ben Clark @benjamite1994]

Sometimes I look at the sky and wonder if God was inspired by Bob Ross

[Ben Clark @benjamite1994]

“He’s singing in an Indian accent. Or is it Scottish?” -Gillian

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“Who would be your king of honour?” -Gillian, intending to say best man

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“Nathan do you sweat very much from your armpits?” -Gillian, unprompted during dinner

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“If I could eat the essence of a baby I’d enjoy that” -Jamie

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Mom: I’m having back spasms
Nathan: lie on a bottle of beans

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“5228? That’s not an address!” -Hudson (5)

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“I don’t discriminate, alcohol is alcohol” -Marla

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“Yeah, I had Pooh bankie red” -Nova

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Is there any feeling worse than opening a tomorrow avocado today?

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@onesoccer Did you mean 10, 8, 7, and 1?

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@TSN_Sports And the crowd’s cheers before the goal..

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@TSN_Sports the stadium sound is early for the copa game, hearing the refs whistle several seconds before the foul. Working on a fix?

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Roof down ✅
Wipers on ✅
#spottedinvictoria

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“I don’t like ball sports. It’s really ironic that I married you” -Talitha, to Caleb