benjan29

Christian, writer, kilt maker, all-around nice person. My unrealized potential makes me dangerous. Please know that I judge you based on how you wear your kilt.

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CPAP stands for "Comfortable Positions Aren't Possible." Just sayin'..."good" night.

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@BTS_twt___JIMIN I'm sorry, Jimin. I've been happily married for 45 years. I'm not available. Don't be too sad, okay? I have a daughter though... 😉

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@BTS_twt___JIMIN Are you challenging yourself to write more songs? You have a gift for it.

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@victoria_grif7 Tea, write, pee, think, delete, repeat.

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@SteveMartinToGo Fear not. I will always carry your blue checkmark with me. The doctors operated, but couldn't remove it. It seems to be attached to my humerus.

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@BTS_twtt_PJM STUNNING!!!!!

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For those who need a small reminder: Mexico is a country; New Mexico is a state. Both of these are in North America. Only one is in the United States. You're welcome.

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@Mythical ADULT RICE-A-RONI: Saute 1 LB. ground beef until crumbled, do not drain, add rice from boxed Beef Rice-a-Roni until rice starts to brown. In the meantime, saute mushrooms. Cook rice and beef mixture as on the package. Finally, add mushrooms and Balsamic vinegar and serve. Yum!

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@BTS_twt_JIMINPK Merry Christmas and thank you for all of the good music!🎄

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@BTS7_twt_KTH Merry Christmas to you and yours, V! ☃️

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@RealHughJackman Madison, WI, waiting for more.

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@SNCmusic When are you coming back to Madison? Like, in a week when I'm no longer sick? I'm so sad to miss you guys!!

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@Mythical 2009-ish. Lillington. "Hey, these guys are kind of fun!"

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@BTS_twt_JIMINP @uuamyhope You're only 3 hours away from me. I'll text you my address if you'd like, and you can both come for Thanksgiving dinner.

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@BTS_twt_MlNSUGA @BTS_twt_JIMlNIE Whose hands are bigger? #Jiminie or the baby's? 😉 #minsuga

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@seamusdever Robo Richie

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@YouTube 😡

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@ThePunnyWorld Sooo, did you finally buy it?