Ben

Twitter used to be fun. Thanks Elon.
Still teaching writing to high school kids and loving it.

[Ben @benjatos]

@tridenttrue And when he hits .200 Mariner fans will still love him.

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@ACTBrigitte Felon

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Ready for retirement.

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@APlr2BNamedL8r @tonylib @RyanDivish Also Dylan Moore.

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@APlr2BNamedL8r @tonylib @RyanDivish Nope. Dylan Moore gets 600 AB’s this year because Seattle loves him.

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Me to wife: How’s the lasagna coming?
Wife to me: She’s comin’
13 year old daughter from living room: That’s what she said!

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@Davep951 @tridenttrue Blasphemous

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@tridenttrue Why do people like Dylan Moore so much?

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@hawkblogger I know “bro” was a typo, but I think it kinda works…

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@tridenttrue Only sad if we screw up and sign Turner (washed). If they spend no money, it’ll be so pathetic I’ll be able to find a new team to root for. That’s become my #1 option now.

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Been saying this for years. It’ll just make it easier to adhere to the DuFour model…

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@gov_future @SenGillibrand @realDonaldTrump You’re an idiot.

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@PurpyNFL @FieldGulls I’d take Kam Chancellor over half of them too.

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@hawkblogger Grubb to Bama

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@DanWolken Yormark is an asshole.

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@JoeyMannarinoUS You shot that guy

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@Curtis_Crabtree Now waive Dee Williams

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@tonylib @thecolumbian I may have seen a few balls launched into the McDonalds parking lot as well.

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@tridenttrue I hate Dylan Moore. That is all.