cowboy beepboop

i am decidedly so • he/him

[cowboy beepboop @BenJBrand]

@itunpredictable one of the main things i remember about the seeing the david was that there was a copy in pink in the museum garden and the people who worked there *hated*

[cowboy beepboop @BenJBrand]

@PanderShirts is there another kind of stan account?

[cowboy beepboop @BenJBrand]

@FugeusRedux i love that he decided that one walter white tattoo wasn’t enough so bryan cranston got the sears photoshoot treatment

[cowboy beepboop @BenJBrand]

@PacificLegal but really tho what year is it in south carolina? tattoos haven’t been edgy since the 90’s! i would guarantee that there are more soccer moms with their kids names and some ivy than there are people with “scary” biker tattoos or that straight up don’t have any tattoos.

[cowboy beepboop @BenJBrand]

@HereC57131 @PacificLegal oh well if the ai pfp has an opinion on aesthetics we should all be paying attention

get fucked.

[cowboy beepboop @BenJBrand]

@AshleyInMKE (they have so many kids because they’re also anti-vax and plan on losing about 1/3 of them to preventable diseases)

[cowboy beepboop @BenJBrand]

@diplobrocus of mice and men comes to mind

[cowboy beepboop @BenJBrand]

@christapeterso this is my personal fav. you can use any kind of cabbage, you just have to tear it and not cut it so it releases less water while you cook it.

https://t.co/oUAjsnPyjV

[cowboy beepboop @BenJBrand]

@JoeLongBalls the can put it next to the “i’m an adult with a job and haven’t played in a while and need a light refresher” button

[cowboy beepboop @BenJBrand]

@catherinetinker this reminded me i have a load of laundry i had to move to the dryer, so thanks for that!

[cowboy beepboop @BenJBrand]

@naimoder you know what, if you can get your hair to do this in the heat and humidity of hawaii more power to you

[cowboy beepboop @BenJBrand]

@MeganBitchell oh your podcast did a vinyl press? that’s cute. https://t.co/usC0wA8AAC

[cowboy beepboop @BenJBrand]

@JSJdarling everyone seems to love it but to me it’s pretty sunscreen-y

[cowboy beepboop @BenJBrand]

@KarlMarxian2 @SimJaeyunBias @RayyvanaTTV pure narcissism

[cowboy beepboop @BenJBrand]

@GayLaVie i’m pretty sure that’s what being a lesbian in the northeast is about

[cowboy beepboop @BenJBrand]

@youryoki there’s also xtina’s entirely wig-based acting style

[cowboy beepboop @BenJBrand]

@MiddleIsntBad @madsssagascar 4 paragraphs just to say “i’m homophobic”

[cowboy beepboop @BenJBrand]

@toutovlepo now we just need to get them to make something we’ll really want to buy… like this roman wind chime, for instance!

[cowboy beepboop @BenJBrand]

@xaliuqs_mcg what exactly do you expect anyone to get from this story other than that you’re bad with money?

[cowboy beepboop @BenJBrand]

@Dasani_UK @79hfg3n3948rhf0 no bc something about the first few minutes (aside from the monkeys) feels like a nice warm hug and if you’re not careful you’ll absolutely fall victim to the eye flutters