LextheFlex.💰

Long live Bonz 💙 My Grandmother’s keeper 🦋

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

i think about being a mom all the time. i just don't know if i'll ever find someone who makes me feel safe enough to take that leap. i wish women could have babies on their own.

[LextheFlex.💰 @benjibankrolls]

@SamTeague1 Liar.

[LextheFlex.💰 @benjibankrolls]

If i don’t get tickets to see Olivia Dean for NY or MD i am going to cry.

[LextheFlex.💰 @benjibankrolls]

Don’t get them. 🙃🙃🙃😭

[LextheFlex.💰 @benjibankrolls]

If i don’t get tickets to see Olivia Dean for NY or MD i am going to cry.

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When something embarrassing you did 10 years ago randomly haunts you on a Thursday

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

When i finally gather courage to say something in the group chat and everybody ignores me. 💔

[solé @layxsnv]

"This job is driving me crazy"
Me at work:

[mike freeman @mikefreemanNFL]

This meme will be historic

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When your boss says "This is a quick meeting" and it's already been 45 minutes

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

you are at the pink sprinkled donut store demanding to be treated like a serious adult

[Supreme Grillmaster Vanir @Dark_Asgard_]

My wife walking into the living room in the morning after having a dream where I cheated on her.

[sol | #brinityfc #aniyafc @chaengsdalgi]

love groups of four when you can tell the duos but they still all real close

[Tierani @tierani_kristen]

Me when my husband asks where something is that is right in front of his face

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

My sister at her wedding: My husband deserves an award for surviving my mood swings.

Me who's been surviving her since childhood:

[k @ysljennii]

Unpopular opinion: I miss when she had that more Arab look.

[Dolly @DOLLDILAH]

now this i can get behind. not no damn jorts

[Dolo 👁‍🗨 @e38]

I never heard him adlib “DADDY!!!!!” Cause closed

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when someone is being passive aggressive but it's ok because I'm abt to be direct

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

My type of quite wealth:
- groceries without checking prices
- calm nervous system
- consistent income
- cozy evenings
- no rush