Bella Ewart

In the market for a new swimming pool.

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

getting absolutely pissmogged by what I assume is a horse in the stall next to me

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

the stripper just wants my copper

[Zach @jestermaxxing]

Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.

[Bella Ewart @benjiewart]

Happy to announce I no longer need to transition as I have already sweat both my dick and balls clean off in this heatwave.

[Bella Ewart @benjiewart]

@gbrgymfan @EricGymFan @gad1rovaGB Aurelia is Annika Reeder's daughter, I believe. She's had some fairly good results at comps this year, national coaches must see some promise in her

[Bella Ewart @benjiewart]

@sourberryvi Yeah my dad died.

[ivo @trashmagiq]

I want to fuck your dad. Is that what you wanted me to say? I want to have sex with your father, suck his cock and slobber on his balls.

[Jacko @JackoPol]

I still say je suis shitting my pantalons

[larry @hotcoatlarry]

You ever take a shit so big you wonder how big of a dick you can take in your ass ?

[Ali Woods @AliWoodsGigs]

Realistically the latest the game can finish is 3:45am so that extra hour is the mark of a true seshman

[Bella Ewart @benjiewart]

@247BizBooster @SamCKx Can u leave twitter too bc you're such a whiny little bitch

[Bella Ewart @benjiewart]

@rinasnights Replace it with the Scottish Flag 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

I really hate shower sex my dick always gets stuck in the drain

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[laev 𐧉 @hvtnn]

gay thoughts or son daughter

[Bella Ewart @benjiewart]

@samIereye Skill issue, im an oversharer to the max, today I called my own mother a size queen

[Bella Ewart @benjiewart]

@thegymterdotnet Teja, Teaja, Tijana is an iconic trio

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[Bella Ewart @benjiewart]

@fiercepatricks The fagtory if u will