Jeffrey B. Fischer

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@Jared_Carrabis Like father like son.

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@PatMcAfeeShow @CP3 @evanfoxy the full screen to CP right after the question is asked, and just being like "well, the floor is yours" made the awkward silence that much better.

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@ShaunMorash @OldTakesExposed

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@NJDevils @DonLagreca @DevilsMSGN Congrats @DonLagreca proud to have a fellow Roadrunner as the voice of the Devils!

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@talleyberrybaby That’s Suzanne Sommers I’m certain of it

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@GoatJerseys What about his stint at the Newark Bears?!

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@awfulannouncing Buddy’s got a big ol guilty conscience and got called out for being a fraud. Posturing.

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@Dani06548474 @PatMcAfeeShow @BostonConnr @ToneDigz

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@golfpontiff @barstoolsports @KFCradio @FeitsBarstool “This guy wrote a blog a decade ago and is recapping his take but it’s because of his age right now he’s so fucking wrong”. -@golfpontiff

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@RiggsBarstool @TaylorMadeGolf @BandonDunesGolf It’s a golf wedgie @PMTsportsbiz

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@NJTRANSIT The NJT Rewards button in the app hasn’t worked in at least months, more likely it never worked. Go ahead,l and try to click it. You can’t. Everything else works underneath it. @FuckNjTransit

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@NJTRANSIT Buddy, someone should check that thing is actually turned on bc it’s not working. @FuckNjTransit

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@PicturesFoIder Buddy just discovered railroad apartments.

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@Alsboringtweets Al, wondering if you could give me a pic of the ingredients? Been hearing about the appleification of juices, with apple juice being the #1 ingredient allowing the companies to say that there’s no sugar added. Curious is the “100% juice” claim is all carrot or partial apple.

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@BarstoolBigCat That fake ass Party City bus driver cap gave it away.

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@joshgessner Left right before you got to play in lovely Lakewood, NJ. You missed out lol

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@spittinchiclets Should he have slapped it in with time to spare and make it a 2 goal win?

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@jesskenney I just repotted some stuff and a few of my plants have started rejecting their new homes. The yin to your yang.

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Going to the doctor is like getting handed a mixtape. No takesie backsies rules apply. “Oh sorry we’ve already stuck the tube in your nose that’s going to be $1,000.”

If I knew the price before I wouldn’t let you violate me in more ways than one!

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Creating a box at the @WholeFoods hot bar is like cleaning out the fridge of leftovers.