Benjamin

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

“aliens exist we have proof”

everybody dealing with inflation, climate change, severe debt, depression, a housing crisis, long covid:

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Penguins walking in 5x speed

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

When you pop to Aldi to get some bread but then go down the middle aisle.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i don’t mean this in a gay=bad way but like objectively this is the gayest tweet that’s ever been tweeted

[Casual UK @CasualUK_]

ffs Alison

[ed @erar97]

the last pringle in the tube

[Andy ✨ @AndyDO_]

BREAKING: Water is wet.

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

me after sending 1 email

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

We can't even defend this one

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

these girls sound good and i wish them no harm but if this happened to me i would end up on the no fly list

[jack rem @jackremmington]

I can’t stop laughing at this

[😗 @_emweezyyy]

if you think about it the gym is basically a silent disco

[Steven Bonaventure x @absolutegazelle]

Lily Allen rhyming Tesco with alfresco x

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Don’t invite me out this month, I’m tryna save money but imma say yes if you do.

[🇵🇸 khalil @kanakcore]

she had a pink jacket an iphone 6 and a dream

[S.Gayham (WC) @scottgayham]

Thinking about her x

[Aidan @aidanthereup]

🚨 BREAKING 🚨

As RHOBH s13 casting is being finalised, Paris Hilton has reportedly snagged a diamond. Insiders say she is "coming to finish what her mom started" 😳

This comes after she teased an announcement on 12/30 that will "break the internet" 👀💎

[denver @dnvrsn]

never change, Gwen. never change.