Benjamin Hildreth

Farmer

[Benjamin Hildreth @benjiman53]

Asking pilots if the earth is flat or round>>

[Benjamin Hildreth @benjiman53]

Never trust a man who has pet cats.

[Benjamin Hildreth @benjiman53]

Sometimes I text message myself.

[Kalvin @KalvinMacleod]

HER: this isn't working out
ME: is it because I'm too literal?
HER: I just don't want to see you any more
ME: ok *gently closes her eyes*

[Benjamin Hildreth @benjiman53]

@samlarson_26 the fact that you were trying to cut an orange with a knife in the first place is just disturbing

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When you walk the dog high af

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

girls on twitter be like "omgg this is so true!!"

[Benjamin Hildreth @benjiman53]

@TaraLarson13 sorry I haven't lifted there in a while