thick as thieves with your ex wife

they/she (my main twitter had too much ts content to still see my friends’ stuff so i made this :p)

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

DONALD. TRUMP. SAID. TODAY. THAT. HE. HAD. A. FULL. CONVERSATION. WITH. THEODORE. ROOSEVELT. ABOUT. THE. PANAMA. CANAL.

TEDDY ROOSEVELT DIED IN 1919.

THE. MAN. IS. OUT. OF. HIS. MIND.

[Nai2.0⚡︎ ♱ @Nicobandzs2]

For dud #3 and dud #1 to look at you with this much shock and disbelief…insincere you’re going to hell
#loveislandusa

[dai @vietbaddie]

this scene was so fucking sad. the way melanie just went silent. you can clearly see the anxiety taking over her and she had to look to aniya for comfort and safety. sincere has drained the LIFE out of this woman my god

[cam @CameronSilas]

The dudes genuinely not being able to comprehend the difference between KC and Aniya’s clips are why we’re in a literary crisis #loveislandusa

[вlαnc @dqveed]

Incredible how every “pro-life” policy actually leads to a large amount of unnecessary death.

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

What kind of shitty country would deny student loan forgiveness but give January 6th rioters forgiveness and pay them $1.8 billion?

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨Trump is now single handedly responsible for 27.7% of the national debt.

This is dramatically more than any President in American history.

[The Disney Beat @DisneyBeat101]

Reruns of Sonny with a Chance return to Disney Channel starting June 5th at 5:00pm (ET/PT)!

[Praise @tufpraise]

If you voted for this guy, you were played.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Trump supporters went from "read the Constitution" to "ignore the Constitution" in record time.

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

🚨BREAKING: Republicans just voted AGAINST my amendment to stop Trump's $1.8 billion slush fund from bailing out the convicted felons who assaulted cops on January 6th.

You read that right. They blocked us from even debating the issue on the House floor.

Beyond shameful.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨BOOM: Jasmine Crockett just TORCHED Trump and Republicans for trying to hand January 6 extremists taxpayer money.

“Proud Boys are freaking white supremacists. Neo-Nazis are, too… this president, who loves to coddle white supremacists, has decided that they should be given checks.”

She’s absolutely right. Americans can barely afford groceries while Trump wants a slush fund for extremists who attacked our Capitol.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

A man in Tennessee who was arrested and jailed for 37 days after refusing to take down memes about Charlie Kirk’s death has won an $835,000 settlement.

[Praise @tufpraise]

Even if they thought it was drugs, you gone let somebody OD on the floor and that’s ok to you?!??

[ꨄ︎ ✧･ﾟ* ★ @likeafantasy__]

good time to remind ppl that adding “-ai” at the end of ur searches will remove the ai overviews for you

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

The Epstein Files are that bad. They truly are.

How do I know?

• They spent $30M to get rid of Massie.
• They started a war which created mass casualties.
• They even gave us alien's. ALIENS!

This is how bad those files are.
RELEASE. THE. COMPLETE. EPSTEIN. FILES.

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

Thomas Massie: "I would have come out sooner, but I had to call my opponent to concede - and it took a while to find him in Tel Aviv."

Massie lost the election. But he just exposed the entire operation in one sentence.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨NO KINGS ASSHOLE: Trump casually joked about staying in power past another term while bragging about military equipment.

“I’m gonna be here in ’28… maybe I’ll be here in ’32 too. I don’t know. Maybe I will.”

This authoritarian bullshit isn’t funny anymore.

[Scott from Michigan @3rdDownDraws]

@RpsAgainstTrump He isn't leaving office peacefully.

If you don't understand that by now you are our of your fucking mind.