ben Kaempfer

CEO @registerssausag Pastor @dcctally

[RegistersSausage @RegistersSausag]

Rivalry week!!!! Cat 5 maintain that sausage at your tailagtes people!

Free Sampler to the closest score prediction.

Disclaimer: if Miami wins you don’t win anything because we don’t reward negative score predictions

@IraSchoffel @Corey_Clark @JCameronShow @NolesHeadlines

[RegistersSausage @RegistersSausag]

🚨GIVEAWAY🚨
In honor of Miami spending 20mil, having the best QB in the league, and still not the ACC championship game…
use code ‘AllCanesConference’ for 0% off!

[ben Kaempfer @benkaempfer]

Remember about 14 weeks ago when we came off a 13-0 regular season / ACC champs and we were preseason top 10…that was wild

[ben Kaempfer @benkaempfer]

@IraSchoffel I’m impressed we put up 28. Would’ve taken the under on that one

[ben Kaempfer @benkaempfer]

@chasingscratch0 currently hunkered down in Tallahassee waiting for #HELENE

Wife: How bad do you think it’ll be

Me: OH WE GONNA SEE A SHOW TODAY!

…she stares at me (Lenny cue confession music) because she’s never heard the pod. Apparently it was funny (to me) but unhelpful

[ben Kaempfer @benkaempfer]

To note: These are NFL receivers. This is multiplied in college. Timing, rhythm, placement and touch are vital as a QB even for receivers at the highest level. We can say “they should catch it” all day long, but the numbers don’t lie

[ben Kaempfer @benkaempfer]

Also, DJU has more to do w/ receiver drops than acknowledged. Check these career stat lines for Vick vs Ryan in ATL

Avg pass attempts per game:
Vick: 21.4
Ryan: 32.5

Average drops per game:
Vick: 1.84
Ryan: .75

% dropped per attempt:
Vick: 8.598%
Ryan: 2.307%

[ben Kaempfer @benkaempfer]

“They need our support”.

Don’t expect to be paid like professionals and empathized with like amateurs. Do your job. Be a professional if you’re getting paid like one.

[ben Kaempfer @benkaempfer]

@jordantrav13 When you get $800k to go 0-3 frankly nobody cares about his feelings. When money gets involved it’s a different game.

They can’t expect to be paid like professionals and empathized with like amateurs.

[ben Kaempfer @benkaempfer]

DJU

[ben Kaempfer @benkaempfer]

@lewgraff @AndyStanley I’d love to know your honest thoughts about when it is appropriate?

[ben Kaempfer @benkaempfer]

@lewgraff @AndyStanley Also, there’s a difference between not getting upset every time, and never getting upset. If you are never upset when someone makes fun of someone you love, do you actually love them? I’m not saying every time, but never? Not when the entire world is watching?

[ben Kaempfer @benkaempfer]

Well folks…this is concerning. #USA

[Danny Kanell @dannykanell]

Tonight was so inevitable it almost feels part of a master plan.

[RegistersSausage @RegistersSausag]

Not any sausage party… a MASSIVE sausage party🤯

Registers Sausage x @OysterCityBeer
x @NolesHeadlines

The Hub at Feathered Oaks on May 30th. Dont miss it! #YAAAAAYSAUSAGE

[ben Kaempfer @benkaempfer]

@TheSamAcho In other words, respectfully & objectively…if E + R = O is true, then E of losing a starting QB after going 11-0 and they “R” by beating an SEC rival away w/ 2nd string QB then after a qb slide targeting, again R by beating a top 15 team w/ our 3rd string Qb, what does O =?

[ben Kaempfer @benkaempfer]

@TheSamAcho Equal is the important principle. Event + response creates outcome which is cause and effect, but equal is a mathmatical expression for a balanced equation. Which means the significance of the event and the significance of the response is equal to the outcome.

[ben Kaempfer @benkaempfer]

@247Sports Bama v. Auburn breaks into a brawl w/ no flags.

FSU v. an SEC school, gets called on a clean game changing sack on 3rd & goal…with ACC refs. We bring ACC refs to SEC game to make it even…

Glad we’re leaving the conference