Ben Kahn

yikes

[Hanch Tarchup Jr. @misharipov]

incredible things are happening in Europe

[Ben Kahn @benkahn28]

Real ones know

[🍉🇵🇸KING BURRITO🖇️🥑🔫👑🌯 @rickybellspdx]

U know what the fuck it is

[Ben Kahn @benkahn28]

@MikeIsaac Do yourself a favor and get a nice teak cutting board to go with those Wustofs

[Ben Kahn @benkahn28]

@pdxbrocialite

[Ben Kahn @benkahn28]

@WorldWideWob Melo gonna get sixth man too

[Ben Kahn @benkahn28]

@trailblazers Can't forgot The Stache

[Ben Kahn @benkahn28]

@clownpond The tortilla and mashed potato together is just awful

[Ben Kahn @benkahn28]

@clownpond Swedish hot dog is indeed terrible.

[Ben Kahn @benkahn28]

@jbouie Instead it'll make him the 2024 GOP nominee

[Ben Kahn @benkahn28]

No apocalypse is complete without MURDER HORNETS

[Mike Baker @ByMikeBaker]

A new threat reaches the United States: A massive hornet with mandibles that rip bees to shreds and a stinger so potent that one unfortunate victim likened it to "having red-hot thumbtacks being driven into my flesh."

https://t.co/miU3QLGCF9

[Ben Kahn @benkahn28]

The Onion, one month ago

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Just Buying One Of Every Cleaning Product In Case Trump Announces It’s Coronavirus Cure https://t.co/3bKatQGz04

[John Branch @JohnBranchNYT]

Less traffic = faster driving. One weird effect of coronavirus? The Cannonball Run record, from New York to LA, just fell below 27 hours and may fall again and again. “It’s like having an American autobahn.” My zippy weekend read for you: https://t.co/9n36n7Z4GL

[Ben Kahn @benkahn28]

@CHold A Beer Isle sounds nice right now.

[Ben Kahn @benkahn28]

@CANCEL_SAM @AOC @nbcsnl Log off man

[Ben Kahn @benkahn28]

@ambrown Kurt Schrader

[Ben Kahn @benkahn28]

@outline Real jazz guys listen to the Colgate Comedy Hour

[Ben Kahn @benkahn28]

@SheaSerrano @Beence10 You gotta go to Matt’s BBQ tacos too

[Ben Kahn @benkahn28]

@pdxbrocialite Seems like you should then have the winner of Top Jeff and Top Geoff face off.

[Ben Kahn @benkahn28]

@zcollins_33 @TivoliAudio @nbaleave