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[dawn @rundry]

btw if you don't lock in tomorrow they said they're gonna kill you

[anpaure @anpaure]

this is the average male fantasy btw

[SneakySnake @Sneakiestsnakee]

I got spells on my shit. Im casting my shit

[Kendra @kendrawcandraw]

Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don’t you just put it down. Idiot
Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh oouuuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah

[sammie @sammienotsam]

Alien rant

[phage @clubmoss_]

I am in the top .01% of listening to women

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

“whats the move” how about we put in some job applications

[clare @sadderlizards]

i’m 23. basically at death’s door

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

We get 52 Fridays to show them what we got. Let’s make it count. What kinda night is it ?????

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

Beer is basically a "mod" that makes the game of Life better. im gonna install about 8 of them tonight after work

[computer man @gloomfather]

Lol nice wish dude. That shit is my command

[Alex @midsmoker34]

who playin outside tomorroe