Ben Lightner

Memory like a bear trap; nothing leaves but everything's broken

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@Mo_futbol That is actually VERY American

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@_ROB_29 All marine life immediately try to unalive dog

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@wolfofx Jr

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@WorldDarkWeb2 KO’ed the wrong one

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@TRHLofficial Yes

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@ProudPatriots1 Made In China

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@PopBase lol because all of Walmart’s garbage is straight out of China’s sweatshops.

And that’s not even the biggest problem… just wait until the rest of the world counter-tariffs the US and starts another Great Depression weeeeeee

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@ProudPatriots1 Line up suckers!

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@MSU_wsoccer Holy goalkeeping Batman

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@floridanow1 @DonaldJTrumpJr @elonmusk Tucker is the top of your list? 😂😂😂😂

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@DeaconBlues0 A casual stroll to the polls

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@NJCAA_Soccer @NWCC_Rangers @JCCCAthletics @HCCAthleticDept @PC_Athletics @holmesathletics @PimaAthletics @RVC_Athletics @SCCArtichokes @OcelotAthletics @AACCAthletics Schoolcraft College

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🏐 In an absolute thriller, #2 Northville pulled off an incredible 5-set victory over #1 Farmington Hills Mercy in the Division 1 Regional Semifinals on November 12th, 2024! 🔥

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@Section344Lions @KANGOFKANGZZ @EthanDLane04 Or how he doesn’t HEAR it

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@SallyMayweather Take the mitten too plz

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@FAFO_TV Stupid friends lead to stupid situations

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@elonmusk Thanks for the update mom!

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@elonmusk Define “deflecting”

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@llandoniffirg “My eyes are up here…”

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@DisgustingVidz Here come the zombies