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[🫃🏻Jägleson 🇺🇸 @Jagleson69]

@nbc4i Mr Kennant was my HS math teacher, forever grateful!

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#drugtestmahomes

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Im thinking we remake ghost but with Russell Wilson and his imaginary football team vs the regular season. And in the last game of the season the other teams find out and he gets committed

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Someone check the inflation of this patriots football

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@kelseyfent I mean if I lived in hell I wouldn’t want to wear a mask either

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Chexmix is just bird seed for humans.

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@GOLFonCBS @jeffjeff34

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@kelseyfent They could just have giant calves

[Terry @Nedsfeed]

@AdamSchefter Usualy the pats get in trouble for having cams

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I never realized how expense ladders were until today.

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@j_fishhh This is a bold statement. Who Japanese mayo for then? What would you consider an aioli’s purpose in life? Hollandaise, that exists. Is mustard the nectar of the gods then?

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I’m a firm believer that dive bars should have their top 10 touch tunes songs instead of yelp reviews.

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Have you every broken a box spring by jumping into bed like a seal...#benproblems

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Where are those end of season PED tests #testedelman

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Watching that #FyreFestivalDocumentary on Netflix is like watching the Scotts Tots episode of #TheOffice 3x in a row...unbearable