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[UEFA @UEFA]

UEFA statement on the Balogun case: ⬇️
https://t.co/9LQDx8waKe

[lloyd @benlloyyd]

Special day for special people #ssnthreelions

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: A 36-year-old white Scottish man is being investigated by Counter Terrorism Police after five people were stabbed in Edinburgh

He said after his arrest: "I'm protecting the country from these fucking Muslim bastards raping our young daughters"

[𝒏𝒖𝒈𝒔 @nugss_]

Me at 2pm today. Me at 4:30pm today.

[. @itwasjustbanter]

shows the importance of giving managers #time

[Adam Pearson (YT) ⚫️⚪️ @AdamP1242]

Just needs to miss a 9 darter on purpose to complete the full heel turn

Imagine the crowd going crazy after 8 perfect darts, someone in the crowd gets £60k if double 12 goes in

Luke Littler turns around, middle finger and throws the dart on the ground

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Ed Davey, "I'm afraid Nigel Farage should be apologising for helping cause this problem in the first place"

"Before Brexit we didn't have a small boats problem because we had 27 return agreements with European Union countries and we could return people"

"But that's to Nigel Farage, Boris Johnson and the Conservatives, we tore up those agreements when we left the European Union, and now we have this problem"

"I hope when he's on your program you'll ask him to apologise"

"What Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson did is have a magnet of people, more and more people coming to the UK, because we can't return them"

"So again I ask you please, that Nigel Farage is exposed for his failures and contributions to the small boats crisis"

- Maybe we should call them Farage's Brexit Boats

[Richard Burgon MP @RichardBurgon]

Some context.

This person is wanted by the International Criminal Court for:

"war crimes of starvation as a method of warfare and of intentionally directing an attack against the civilian population; and the crimes against humanity of murder, persecution & other inhumane acts"

[Mick ☕️🍉 @MickCoffey2]

Bob Mortimer at the Bressingham Steam Museum.

[Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball]

ABSOLUTE SCENES! 🤯

Swansea turn it around from 2-0 down and steal it in the 97th minute! WOW! 🫨

[Bushra Shaikh @Bushra1Shaikh]

You are a vile, Islamophobic, disrespectful, unhinged and disgraceful woman who gives good Christian women a bad name.
And I'll do everything in my power, to make sure you never get to come to the UK again.

Go fuck yourself.

[Luke @LukeWhosTalking]

Not them hyping themselves up like they're storming Normandy all week only to lose to a Year 11 hahaha

[DartsAnonymous @anonymous_darts]

180-180-180-180-141

Both players didn’t miss a dart, the most perfect leg in the sports history.

[Sidetalk @sidetalknyc]

Free Advice with The Rizzler

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Winners only.

#CPFC // #LIVCRY

[Ed Davey @EdwardJDavey]

People have had enough of Elon Musk interfering with our country’s democracy when he clearly knows nothing about Britain.

It’s time to summon the US ambassador to ask why an incoming US official is suggesting the UK government should be overthrown.

[N8 @Vararse_]

I don’t think you lot realise how insane this is

[B🇪🇸 @BlSBAAS]

so there's toddlers in those prisons born because of r@pe

there's syrians who have been locked since the 80s and dont even know what times we're living in

now there's 3 story prisons underground that can only be accessed with technology only the assadist regime know about?

[🥤 @TheImmortalKop]

Pep Guardiola welcome to the Arne Slot penitentiary

[🥤 @TheImmortalKop]

Xabi Alonso welcome to the Arne Slot penitentiary