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Sorry to inform you: This user name has been hacked please disregard and unfollow.

[Hacked smith @benmalul89]

@lakewoodscoop t-mobile is reportedly having issues since approximately 1999

[Hacked smith @benmalul89]

@dougdemuro I had such pride since I am from Cherry Hill and you were in the Phiy area but I guess good things come to an end sometimes: (

[Hacked smith @benmalul89]

Frz1739

[Hacked smith @benmalul89]

Please turn off @onlysimchas

[Hacked smith @benmalul89]

@cholentface what do you call a belt where you can adjust to any size and doesn't have set holes? A hefker belt

[pookie @Kollelorcollege]

You're not a true 90's kid if you've never heard someone say "Get off the phone, I have to use the Internet."

[yaakov schreiber @yaakovschreiber]

@cholentface taking my family to Hershey this week and don't wanna get hauled into a minyan every second.

[Zvi Hershcovich @cholentface]

Boy did that Marvelous Middos Machine do an awful lot of Loshon Hara.

[Hacked smith @benmalul89]

I don't understand people who say blackberries are so out n who uses them anymore.. just used mine to keep my instant noodle soup lid closed

[pookie @Kollelorcollege]

What a gorgeous day to walk around outside staring at my phone.

[Zvi Hershcovich @cholentface]

What Bracha do you make on bread that may belong to someone else?

Hamotzi Mechaveiro Alav Hare'aya.

[pookie @Kollelorcollege]

Me: Can my friend stay over? Mom: Yes, just vaccum the house first.
Me: *calls friend*
Me: Yeah, she said no.

[Help The Chosson @HelpTheChosson]

#HelpTheChosson

2 WEEKS before wedding. There is NO Money.

Please Help!

http://t.co/66AOnfb1X3

#Tzedakah

Thank you

Please ReTweet

[pookie @Kollelorcollege]

"If the Royal Baby was my son, I would call him Trayvon."
#ThingsObamaWouldSay

Via @shtickelherring

[Hacked smith @benmalul89]

@Josjo2 is ur account hacked or did you learn russian?

[Hacked smith @benmalul89]

*phone vibrates* who is trying to get a hold of me?! *looks at phone* its my battery he's....he's....dying!!!!

[Hacked smith @benmalul89]

Thank you to the 2 eggs who began following me

[Hacked smith @benmalul89]

If anyone wants a lifegaurding job in lakewood, nj for the first half of summer call 7325033302

[Zvi Hershcovich @cholentface]

10 years ago we had Matisyahu, Avraham Fried, and Blue Fringe's flipping out. Now Matisyahu Fried Out.

[Ori Hizkiah @orihizkiah]

בתור בסופר. הגברת לידי רוצה לנהל שיחה. ״למה אין עוד קופה??״ היא שואלת אותי. ״למה אין עוד גברת שתרצה לנהל איתך את השיחה הזאת?״ אני חושב לעצמי