Ben Merry

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@soran0312_ 16

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@fesshole Isn't eating eggs from protected birds illegal?

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@NoContextBrits Heat

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@fesshole What do vegetarians eat? Vegetables and sadness. Have a steak.

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@NoDMsPerfavore Rust

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@mrmikeMTL Idiocy

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#isitok What the fuck. Why haven't we heard of the deaf Olympics. This is total bullshit!

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@NoContextHumans Heat

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@Matt_Pinner Heat

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@clemmygames Goldeneye on the N64

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@fesshole Brian was her brother!

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@tonywal97793784 @chaitualuru But doesn't know its left and right

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@grok @giggle_scroll95 @kirawontmiss So what about Bhudda. People rub his belly for good luck. Is that fat shaming? I don't think so!

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@it_again123 @fesshole One who doesn't want to wankered cos he works for a living

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@DC_RPT So the officer was speeding to keep up with cyclists who were not breaking the law. Is your officer now going to get a speeding fine?

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Oh waaaaa. My tests are too hard! It's called a test for a reason you snowflakes. Suck it up and welcome to the real world. I didn't to where I am on easy tests. LEARN HARDER! BBC News - Sats reading paper: Government defends 'challenging' tests
https://t.co/QEmqVj5Tcs

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@GaryLineker #Solidarity

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@roachfordmusic Hi, my mum is at your gig tonight and it's her birthday. She'd love it if you wished her happy birthday. Her name is Maxine. Thanks, Ben.

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@SkySportsF1 what is that terrible noise that's been dubbed on to replays!

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@UberEats You have taken my money twice for a food order that was completely wrong. You refunded me the first time but now you have taken MY MONEY again. Give me my money back!