Teaching my oldest son about taxes
Tell him he owes me 20% of his "adjusted allowance"
He asks what "adjusted" means
Hand him a "publication 17" I made up
He asks which deductions apply to him
Tell him to read "section 4" (there is no section 4, it's been superseded by 5(1)(a))
He comes back asking if his Pokemon card collection is depreciable
I say "maybe" if he trades any for gain
What's "gain" he says
He asks if he can just give me his whole allowance instead
He says "that would be easier"
I say "we don't tax 100%. this isn't New York"
He asks what that means
I hand him "Form 18" and tell him he has to choose how he wants to be taxed
"but be careful because the wrong choice could double your tax rate to 40%"
He says "this is insane"
I say "no son, this is optimizing"
He asks what optimizing means
He asks if other kids have to do this
He says "this is dumb, if you know how much I owe why wouldn't you just tell me"
He understands tax now
I've never been more proud
Americans: The tax code is too complex. It only helps the rich.
Congress: Got it. How about more deductions for those making under $300k?
Americans: Hell yea! What's the catch?
Congress: More complexity and crushing national debt.
Americans: ... deal.
Form 1A, everybody
Oh yeah, that BOI thing. Like I have said for over a year at my seminars, there was zero chance that reporting would be required as of 1/1/25. Now CPAs and lawyers are busy rebating the fees charged to file the unnecessary reports. 😆🙄😏
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