Ben

[James May @MrJamesMay]

It doesn’t matter how old and worldly I become: if I’m left alone, as I have been tonight, I will watch a war film and have a Chinese take-away.

It’s the rules.

[Ben @benmurf4]

@C_Hendrick They’re upset because they can’t read

[Ben @benmurf4]

@UK4REFORM Having a PM that knows a song doesn’t automatically amount to social prosperity and financial security pal

[Ben @benmurf4]

@GinnyHBall I cannot explain to you how funny I find this knowing that this is a serious post

[Ben @benmurf4]

Didn’t happen of the year award

[DaisyMae @suemcdonald342]

Just been sat in the local coffee shop. I counted 18 people there. For a laugh my friend shouted “so who’s voting Reform?” Turns out 14 people are going to be Reform voters! 😂

[Ben @benmurf4]

@djdubmasterflex @creepydotorg Mr Lost, she just wore a red dress I honestly don’t think this one’s that deep mate

[Ben @benmurf4]

@Eeen_Engineer @MartinSLewis Still got my account although not banked with HSBC for 2 years now. Any problem I had with my account (3 problems in 12 months) was met with a 1.5 hour phone call and 1-5 working day period to fix. Good job I didn’t keep all my finances in that account.

[Ben @benmurf4]

@CasualChaps Several hundred pounds of Moss Bros rent-a-suit deposits down the drain here

[Ben @benmurf4]

@HL272003 @angelaeagle I hope they do send you for it. Would mean you’d stop stinking up my living room in your tracksuits

[Ben @benmurf4]

@HL272003 @angelaeagle Good news @HL272003 has just nominated himself to pay for the new lgbt+ envoy.

[Lucy @LMAsaysno]

not a single banksy since kate middleton disappeared. coincidence?

[Ben @benmurf4]

@fuckthenews21 @greendoorstore Le fuckin boshhhhhh

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@RockstarGames WE LIVED LONG ENOUGH TO SEE THE GTA 6 ROLLOUT

[Ben @benmurf4]

@WHEN1TBREAKS I also have 2 standing tix for sale at Shepards Bush this evening

[Ben @benmurf4]

@DeanoHayes @GMB How many golden retrievers do you see mauling men to death Deano

[Ben @benmurf4]

The stupidest man to ever walk this earth

[Harry Lavell @HL272003]

I hate at Ben murfin

[Ben @benmurf4]

@HL272003 @MailOnline I stand by Armenia