Ben Evans

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@aakashgupta @aakashgupta killer break down 🎯👏

[Ben Evans @benneedsfriends]

@TheCousinSal Saw you at Sauced last night in Gundo!

[Ben Evans @benneedsfriends]

Every parent should be able to put "Project Manager" on their resume and it should be respected like an MBA.

[Ben Evans @benneedsfriends]

When my daughter is old enough I want her to play kids games that are a little more based in reality. Like instead of playing ‘the floor is lava’ we’ll play, ‘the floor is the Mens locker room at 24 Hour Fitness!’

[Ben Evans @benneedsfriends]

You know when you want to entertain a child so you repeatedly hit yourself with a pillow, or pretend to fall over, and after like 5 minutes you’re like “oh shit… this is now the next two hours of my life.” That’s professional wrestling.

[Ben Evans @benneedsfriends]

Can’t talk about Chris Rock without mentioning, ‘Bigger and Blacker’. Not his hit comedy special, how his left eye looks right now. #chrisrockwillsmith

[Ben Evans @benneedsfriends]

@CNBCMakeIt Please advise why "please advise" was not included in this list. Best.

[Ben Evans @benneedsfriends]

@UncleAndyPants Kinda ‘meh’ for you?

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‘More Weight’: An Academic’s Guide to Surviving Campus Witch Hunts | @DorianAbbot https://t.co/djCoKuBEKr

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@NealLovesYou It's like a couple geriatrics fighting over a jello cup.

[Ben Evans @benneedsfriends]

@NealLovesYou Hot mess hah. It was bordering on unwatchable for a bit there.

[Ben Evans @benneedsfriends]

@TimKennedyMMA @joerogan @JoeBiden @realDonaldTrump How do I like this twice?

[Ben Evans @benneedsfriends]

It’s 90 degrees in LA today. Saw a dude on the street rocking a long sleeve denim shirt, and matching jeans... holding a size able, battery powered personal fan to his face. Imagine being that committed to an outfit.

[Ben Evans @benneedsfriends]

The Blazers and Clips just played a helluva first half of basketball. Guess I’ll try the whole “go outside” thing tomorrow.

#clippers #Blazers #nba

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Without names on jerseys I guess I don’t know that many NBA players. “Equality” on the Jazz is pretty nice though (the shorter one).

#JazzVsPelicans

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@dumbcaleb *Video game inspired movies have joined the chat...*

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@bobbyfrom703 Thanks for posting, B. Hadn’t ever watched that all the way thru before.

[Ben Evans @benneedsfriends]

At least 6 helicopters out here. Anyone confirm this fire is from #TheGrove?

[Ben Evans @benneedsfriends]

@HeatCheckDaily @BrianEmond slept on for sure

[Ben Evans @benneedsfriends]

@Complex You'd think during the time it took them to hollow those out they would have realized how terrible of an idea that was.