Bennett Nichols

Liberty FC // now he can go. now he can go. catch him if you can.

[Taxiteller Fonzy @TaxitellerFonzy]

kollege und ich nach 10 lecker bierchen im mcdrive

[Godwin Ebenezer @GodwinEbeneze12]

I never see drills like this for my life ngl..

[𝗠𝗦𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗶 . @M10Cfc]

مجدداً تمارين تشابي ألونسو الممتعة :

- سبق وان قلت هذا، التمرين راح يتكرر كثيراً، في الكوبهام لين اللاعبين يتعودون ويتشربون اسلوب لعب تشابي ، تمريرات قصيرة وسريعة ضغط خفيف

اعشق لما تشابي يكون مشارك في مثل هذي التمارين وكانه لاعب معهم ليس مدرباً

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨🎙️| Sergio Agüero on Lionel Messi:

"Messi is a porn star on the pitch — he f*cks everyone."

[Álvaro @celteer]

El décimo dentista cuando le dices que usas Colgate:

[Become A Saint @BeSaintly]

My friend at Mass: “how’ve you been?”

Me: “honestly, really good”

My priest who hears my confessions:

[BI_1897 @BI_1897]

Unbelievable mind games from Chiellini. One of the best moments of Euro 2020

[𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐘 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐈 𝐄𝐍𝐉𝐎𝐘𝐄𝐑. @ChiliEnjoyer]

MLS fans can be pretty corny, but the Nordecke is the pinnacle of the “heckin pupperino, boop my snoot… but first, coffee!” brand of millennial cringe. It feels less like a supporters’ section and more like theater kids putting on a performance who don’t actually enjoy sports.

[Sinking 🇪🇸🏆 @EisakuOtomo]

Morocco got embarrassingly deep fried but it’s okay because they played “clean” “respectable” Eurocentric football unlike Paraguay right guys??

[Fiona 🇪🇸 @FionaSmall]

The discourse about Evangelicism in Brazil being the reason for their soccer team being crap now is producing some incredible lines

[Andre Pagliarini @apagliar]

Specifically the prosperity gospel element that celebrates individual self-interest at the expense of the collective. No way to build a winning team culture (not saying I agree with this reading of Brazil’s struggles over last 25 years or so but that’s what it is)

[der dicke ronaldo @Pugatto]

mussolini statement zu hitler

[🇨🇴🇭🇳🇺🇸✝️🦈 @real_fanJunior]

For all the racist Europeans, calling us South Americans "Narco thugs" and "Low IQ" just because of a football match is RACIST. Of course since all of you think the world revolves around you, you may have not known that but I hope you know now 👍

[Catholic Sat @CatholicSat]

The decline of the Brazilian national team is mirrored by the decline of Catholicism in the country. This team lacks joy, replaced by dour Protestant work ethic that is alien to their culture.

[Leonardo Bertozzi @lbertozzi]

Alfaro explicando como ter dobra de marcação em QUATRO jogadores da França sem desorganizar o time em campo, mas tem quem ache banal

[maybe: xavier (nba champ new york knicks enjoyer) @couldbexav]

such a perfect red bull manager. presses the opponent well for 45-60 mins, doesn’t score or really create particularly good chances, concede first and then fall apart but they’ll probably have won on xG so they say dumb stuff like this.

[American Ultras Talk @usmntaut]

That’s funny, usually everything he does is for the cameras

[Thegingerwig @thegingerwig]

Here's my proposal

Have two people with flags

One for each half

They decide if you're offside and raise the flag

If they get it wrong, grow up and accept the decision

If they get it wrong regularly they get the sack