PaisleyG

(Former) Great white hope turned degenerate gambler

[News Barron @NewsBarron]

Ngl this guy tricked us hard, pretended to be a race cuck for a couple years to get a good sentencing and now he gets to call Karmelo’s whole family coons

[Kenneth Powers @ZethingtonZZZ]

Finna pay for this over 4 installments 💯 🔥

[George @GeorgeUnltd]

>stupid bitch wife adopts a nigga child
>bitch wife divorces you
>nigga child has your last name legally removed

[P. Puck @PeaPuck]

Frog Helmet used at the battle of Pampas, crafted by armorer P.Puck

Housed at the Fliffmellington History Museum

[Wilmington “where’s the money” Bailey @wavytop33]

Am I doing this right?

[Southern Accents @AccentsSouthern]

You have a beautiful heritage. Embrace it, and don’t apologize for it to people who hate you and where you come from.

Video via @swampist

[lusso @luusssso]

The veil is extremely thin in so many parts of the American South

[PaisleyG @bennhandsome]

@CampbellsBurner Doxxx maxx

[PaisleyG @bennhandsome]

@frontierism Holy shit

[PaisleyG @bennhandsome]

@jimmyribz2 No way

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A restaurant. I could not finish my meal, and I bowed my head in shame.

Then they handed me a box, and I nearly wept.

The plate had been enormous. I am a samurai; I do not surrender to food. But this was a siege, and halfway through I knew I could not win. I set down my fork. In my country, to leave food on the plate is to insult the rice, the farmer, the cook, and your own ancestors, roughly in that order. So I sat there, quietly making peace with my dishonor.

Then the waitress smiled and said the most beautiful sentence I have heard here.

"You want a box for that?"

A box. To take it. Home.

I went still.

"You would save it?" I asked.

"Yeah, of course. It's still good."

It's still good. Three words my grandmother said to me a thousand times, across an ocean, in another language, over a bowl I was not allowed to leave.

I had crossed the world expecting to find everything different here. And a stranger in an apron had just handed me my grandmother's exact heart, in a small paper container, without knowing she had done anything at all.

I took the box. I held it like a newborn. I bowed to her, to the cook, and to the half a sandwich within, which would now live to see another day.

That night I ate it by a window, slowly, the way you eat something that was nearly lost. It was, if anything, better the second time. Everything saved is.

So now I order too much on purpose. Not from greed. From faith. Because I have learned that here, the same as home, a meal does not end when you are full.

It ends when the box is empty.

And the box is never empty the same day.

Which means a good meal can last forever,

as long as someone, anyone, still believes it is too good to waste.

[PaisleyG @bennhandsome]

@barstoolsports

[Clayton Walker @Channel6ixNEWS]

Even George Floyd?

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

@NancyMace Even in self defense?

[PaisleyG @bennhandsome]

@jonnycollage

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

One of the hardest album covers of all time

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Spencer Pratt is power washing a stencil into the streets of LA that says “imagine if the streets were this clean”.

Genius.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

even murders used to be more kino

[Paul @WomanDefiner]

NASCAR Was better when you had guys named Dick Trickle sponsored by Miller brewing company, smoking heaters while flying around a track at 200 miles per hour.