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Play hockey. Drink rum. Sometimes simultaneously. #cpfc #anaheimducks #finsup #rum #hockeygoalieforhire

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@brooksyxoxo …with the most welcome hangover

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@RayoVallecano Be proud, on and off the pitch it was a strong showing from you guys

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“AND THE PREMIER LEAGUE TROPHY IS LIFTED AT SELHURST PARK!!!”

(I don’t care to cite context)
#cpfc

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@PalacePerch Please add me in 🦅

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@PalacePerch Keen to get in on this too

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@CNN @kaitlancollins

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@SpursOfficial Don’t you dare do it Sean Dych…

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Remember that time that Konate was rejecting a new contract at Liverpool because he was going on a free to Real Madrid.
#bhaliv

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@Nyerider We’re going to limp to the summer; no inflated cost for new manager or releasing OG, Kamada’s wages release…mini Vieira-style re-shape.

Oh and no EC win despite being favourites.

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Tottenham are the perfect (/latest) example of club hierarchy not realising that they are the problem with the club. Not what happens in 90minutes on the turf

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@CPFC Can we PLEASE add some depth to this squad? They are and have given everything, but at this rate we’re hoping for safety the same way Man Utd & Tottenham got it last season.

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@SkySportsNews £50m for what? The guy who scored goals in the previous relegation threatened season, but not this one. How can £50m be realistic? Forget the contract length, I mean, sign me to a 20yr contract and I’m still worth £7.25 as a footballer

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Glasner’s done a Maresca / Amorim.
Gone in the morning 🥺
#cpfc

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@HLTCO I choose to sit in a corner rocking slowly back and forth, remembering the time when no one could pronounce Marc Gooey/ Gayhee/ Gwee

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@CPFC_NEWera @CPFC Yeah I figured. It’s like yellow carding a player for taking his shirt off when the stitching isn’t good enough and it falls off

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@ManUtd Look, I love a good underdog story in the cup, and tonight was set up for it. Unfortunately it didn’t go the way of the underdog, so congratulations Grimsby Town.

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@HLTCO The “Pickford flop” after catching the ball from a corner/ shot/ deflection/ headed passback

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He’s been on the breadline to date…

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Players I want Palace to sign from Man Utd, a thread:

Done.
#cpfc