Benjamin Zimmer

Neuroscientist, writer

[Benjamin Zimmer @Bennnchboy]

@neiltyson could the Big Bang be a large white hole?

[Benjamin Zimmer @Bennnchboy]

@BeeBrookshire Such a funny observation lol

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@InternetH0F Yeah, 25, but they all looked like him.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Who knew there were so many socialist Republicans in Congress.

[Benjamin Zimmer @Bennnchboy]

@TimRyan All you ever tweet about is the reason you need money. Maybe if you championed a cause, people would want to support you. Having a D next to your name is not enough to get people to follow you.

[Benjamin Zimmer @Bennnchboy]

If I could live anywhere in Middle Earth, it would be in Khazad-Dum, with the dwarves. It’s unbelievably beautiful. And, surrounded by hilarious dwarves, I’d spend the rest of my life giggling and saying, “that’s awesome.”

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Like Disneyland for adults. With fewer furry suits (on weekdays). @AviationGin

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

holy shit breath of fucking fresh GD air

watch thru the last second of this

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Across the seven decades of her history-making reign, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II met 14 American presidents.

The thoughts and prayers of the Biden-Harris Administration and people all across the U.S. are with the people of the U.K. and the Commonwealth in their grief.

[lei @momsyndulla]

how star wars characters would react if you asked them to buy you pads- a thread

[Benjamin Zimmer @Bennnchboy]

I’ve been stranded in Dallas for 24 hours now and my next @AmericanAir flight is delayed more than an hour with no explanation. Fuck @PeteButtigieg. If this is how things go with him at the helm, he needs to go back to small towns #nationalizeTheAirlines

[Benjamin Zimmer @Bennnchboy]

@johngreen @johngreen I like your coffee. Thanks for working so hard to try and make the world a better place

[Benjamin Zimmer @Bennnchboy]

This morning I had my first cup from https://t.co/2n0QySb7nY by @johngreen. Damn if that’s not delicious! Does this really make the world a better place?

[Benjamin Zimmer @Bennnchboy]

@mkraju Funny. “Stupid waste of time” is the exact way I’d describe his time in the senate

[Benjamin Zimmer @Bennnchboy]

Dem response: keep me in office
Unelected dem response: give me more money
Cynicism.
Are all corrupted?
Does anyone care about the price we’ll pay?

@johngreen are you a bright light
or a capitalist brand?
I have to believe.
I ordered https://t.co/3NdCycyzqx
I still hope.

[Benjamin Zimmer @Bennnchboy]

@jlweiner1 Incredible view

[Benjamin Zimmer @Bennnchboy]

@AtriumHealth is a complete joke. Took my spouse to the ER with life threatening symptoms. 5 hours and still haven’t seen a doctor. But their bill collector got our payment info within 15 minutes. Clear what they’re prioritizing