Neil Farmer

Southampton FC fan. Retired local government officer. Chairman of Parish Council. Chair Active Partnerships (Dorset). All views are my own.

[Neil Farmer @benno2408]

@SFCsumma Faking cramp, time wasting all in the life of a professional goalkeeper. Strangely l did not shake hands with any Millwall fans on the way home either.

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@Bournemouthecho Won't pass now.

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@TheSaintCentre Left the ref off the list.

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@Bournemouthecho Try Devon them you waster.

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@karl1953howman Tried that on a girlfriend once when l offered to rub it on her chest. She was not convinced when l said it would make me feel better.

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@davesumnersmith When l told the checkout lady l would not use self checkouts in order to protect her job, she said, "Don't worry, love, no one wants to work here."

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@louiseminchin Well if its male try Elton Mogg. Female Cyanide.

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@Bournemouthecho Building homes without the correct infrastructure is the key issue. Miles of under used cycle lanes will not sort out congestion.

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@saints_thoughts Agreed. Lot of fuss about nothing.

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@Saint_Chris84 Got every decision right in my book. Some fans need to take up watching bowls.

[Neil Farmer @benno2408]

@CJordanjb Come with an open mind to my village, and you will meet open minded people.

[Neil Farmer @benno2408]

Let's cut the total number of Twitter postings on Valentines Day by 95% by only posting nice things and comments.

[Neil Farmer @benno2408]

@thom_brooks @AngelaRayner They do but really it will just be frying pan into fire because governments do not control the economy anymore.

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@GuillermElodie I remember an old lecturer of mine (TECHNICAL COLLEGE) say that as he worked he was working class. So who do you actually mean when you use the phrase working people?

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@afneil The difference l assume between facts and politics.

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@BumbleCricket So smartly dressed back then. When did dress sense AKA Wardie go out the window.

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@mrjamesob By the time you have read it it will be to late.

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@toadmeister Not in Toller Porcorum, it isn't.

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@Sillyshib Barking

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@GBNEWS You don't speak for me lady.