Benjamin Smith

just some guy

[Benjamin Smith @bennybenben]

Let’s go Padres! #ForTheFaithful

[Darin J. McCann @DarinMccann]

I always liked @BSBoze

[Game Changer 👐 @GameChangerSam]

“Folks, we’re gonna make Middle-Earth great again”

#MakeSomeNoise

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Ugh. I keep telling them… I AM human!!!

[Benjamin Smith @bennybenben]

@RachaelAkin RIP trees

[Benjamin Smith @bennybenben]

Blue Shield just sent us SIX phone books that we don’t need. Need to find the paperless option for this asap.

[Tom Scott @tomscott]

New video! I tried using AI. It scared me. https://t.co/OXhFsZVgwz

[Benjamin Smith @bennybenben]

@feliciaday Same happened to me as soon as what’s his face took over. Had to mute a bunch of people to clean it up.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

All I can say is that those of us who have lost friends, fought with relatives, resigned positions, been called traitor, left our party, all because we saw very clearly what a con-man, huckster and fraud this man is, have never felt more vindicated.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

My Uncle named his dogs Rolex And Timex.

They are his watch dogs.

[Benjamin Smith @bennybenben]

perspective. life experience.
https://t.co/EUjliTx9Tt

[Benjamin Smith @bennybenben]

Dinosaur eggs oatmeal is a big hit. It is basically lucky charms of the hot cereal world. Dig out the tasty treats and cast the rest aside. https://t.co/xgRRb5hpfZ

[Benjamin Smith @bennybenben]

@DerwinJames shuts down Kelce? I like the sound of that. https://t.co/B0blOuLEVc

[Benjamin Smith @bennybenben]

A worthwhile read. https://t.co/fWdOrVAMFD

[91 Felonies and counting. @sabergermd]

I called Kevin McCarthy's office asking to make an appointment to talk with the congressman about my blood pressure. They told me that the congressman wasn't qualified to give medical advice and that I should call my doctor. So I asked them to stop giving advice about vaccines.

[Benjamin Smith @bennybenben]

Watching Blue’s Clues and Josh just dropped an A-bomb. Amorphous? Really Josh? No explanation? Just drawing some amorphous water?

[USDA Forest Service @forestservice]

"Give a Hoot, Don't Pollute" or "Lend a Hand, Care for the Land"? Which is it? It doesn’t matter to Woodsy Owl, as long as you’re taking care of nature! https://t.co/hvnGjhuGC1 #EarthDay

[Benjamin Smith @bennybenben]

Surprised I hadn't heard anything about this until yesterday. Curious if the conservative backlash is coming or will they stay "surprisingly muted"? https://t.co/utRrFMG0jv

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Waiter: “How do you like your steak, sir”?

Sir: “Like winning an argument with my wife”.

Waiter “Rare it is!”.