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Everybody stop what you’re doing and listen to this 🤣

I’m howling.

JD VANCE: “The president looks over at me, puts the foreign leader on mute and says, ‘This is not going very well.’ And he presses the red button.”

“My eyes get really big, And I'm like, ‘Mr. President, you know what just happened?’ And he looks at me and he goes: ‘Nuclear. Nuclear.’”

“And two minutes later, a guy walks in with a Diet Coke. And he looks back at me and he says, it wasn't nuclear. It's just the Diet Coke button.”

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🚨Special Envoy Steve Whitkoff on the war between Iran and Israel being OVER:

"The proof is in the pudding. No one's shooting at each other. It's over."

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🚨BREAKING: Trump Special Envoy Steve Witkoff says the fake news of Iran strike “intel” to CNN is treasonous and calls for an investigation:

��It’s treasonous. It has to be investigated… Should be held accountable… It was obliterated.”

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Spotted in the Philippines 🙏🏻✝️

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🚨BREAKING: FBI opens investigations into three children’s hospitals over allegations of performing genital mutilation surgeries on minors.

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Can’t wait to hit the stage at @TPUSA’s Student Action Summit. Only 3 weeks out!

📍 Tampa, Florida
🗓️ July 11–13

Stacked lineup this year. Get your tickets at https://t.co/KZBWVrIY0a

See you there 🇺🇸

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Grab your tickets here and use code BENNY for 25% off General Admission: https://t.co/KZBWVrIqaC

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Had a great in-studio interview with Florida AG James Uthmeier LIVE on the show.

A true patriot and warrior for justice.

Strong conversation all around and plenty more to come 👊🏻🇺🇸

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Trans influencer Lilly Tino is confirmed to be under criminal investigation for filming in women’s bathrooms at Disney, a felony under Florida Law.

This follows our exclusive report with Florida’s Attorney General @JamesUthmeierFL on the show.

He faces 5 years in prison and a $5,000 fine.

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🚨Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy drops the hammer on sanctuary cities saying they are cut off from federal funding, Calls out Tim Walz by name:

"Why should taxpayers fund the damage you are celebrating.. Tim Walz? We won't. Not paying for radical left damages.."

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🚨Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy says supersonic flights and robotaxis will be fully approved within four years, Testing already underway.

"Absolutely. We are already testing. Going to revolutionize the way we live. People are going to be safer and move faster."

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Is that Zelenskyy? In a suit?

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🚨BREAKING: Murderer Karmelo Anthony has been indicted by a grand jury for first-degree murder in the fatal stabbing of Austin Metcalf.

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🚨Pollster Mark Mitchell drops a truth bomb: Forever wars and foreign entanglements destroy presidencies:

"And they keep coming up. DC craves them with every fiber of their being. Saying it's part of foreign policy and a good investment it's going to be. That's how DC works."

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🚨Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy says the Biden admin threw a Jesus painting hanging at the Marine Academy in a basement, He's returned it to its rightful place:

"Christ on the water... They folded it up and moved it in a basement.. Moving it to a place of prominence."

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🚨Trump Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy nukes Hillary Clinton and fake astronaut Katy Perry:

“It’s cool these ladies went to space.. Let’s be honest, they are not astronauts… Hillary had the audacity to come after me after the DCA crash. No credibility."

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Thank you President Trump for the feature 👊🏻🇺🇸

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🚨Pollster Mark Mitchell says President Trump’s handling of the LA riots and strikes on Iran’s nuclear facilities has sent his approval ratings soaring:

"Trump is an intuitive leader. Going to make the best decisions. Trust him. He went and did the popular part. What next?"

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🚨Fox Host Gianno Caldwell says Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson has no shot at re-election and hints at running against him:

"Would be a very interesting race. He doesn't have a chance. Has created a deficit no one thought possible and a city where people are barely surviving."

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🚨MASSIVE: Pollster Mark Mitchell says President Trump is on pace to pass Obama as the most popular president in U.S. history:

"At this point, yeah 100%. Trump is about to outperform him. That's what is going to happen."