Benvolio “Bennymire” Staddlemeier

Photosynthesis enthusiast, CU ΦΚΤ class of 99’, Former X-man, Professional freelance pubic waxer, PhD. from Cardone University in Integrative Scientology.

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I fucking love Johnny Montilla and his music.

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@chaunceybillups I’m pouring honey on you goat.

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Ay Riley…forget about what I said last week. I hope you got home on Sunday night and got some from Giana. #respect #jackierobinson

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Successful hate watch completed. Ignore the bum ass hat on the coffee table.

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@chunkzhamster @mikegesicki88

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Colorado defense is the freest eats ever against team that can actually pass the ball. Genuinely one of the worst zone coverages I’ve ever seen

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Why is Prime OBJ playing corner for Houston?😭

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You ever bomb the fuck out of your calc exam and then proceed to do homework until 2 in the morning and then open your phone to a bitch telling you to rush her dumbass sorority? #GETAFUCKINGJOBANDGOFUCKYOURSELF

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Alex Singleton pu to Boulder, let’s rip the bars together…

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@Alecco Of course

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@SSN_Broncos_ I hate retards like you. The defensive play calling wasn’t bad at all. It’s just that nobody on defense could make a fucking tackle tonight. These players were the ones who don’t deserve a DC as good as Vance.

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@ZacStevens Tough talk for a motherfucker with 5 MISSED TACKLES tonight. Hey Alex, I know you have the same iq as a Neanderthal with Down syndrome, but that’s the most on the team!!!!

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@SleeperBroncos Take his other testicle

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Vance Joseph should walk into practice this week and castrate everyone that played on defense today. Especially Riley Moss, as he does not deserve his penis stroked by Giana Girardi.

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@MLFootball @denbron77 @KelbermanNFL @ZacStevens @oohDB4lalaL Dogshit

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@mikegesicki88 @madisonbeer post a vid of the pick u had doe👀

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@chunkzhamster I’ll look into it Chunk. I’m sensing something that has to do with boners and squids.

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The Rams are fucking gambling. Took Stafford out with 4 minutes left. Shitters

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Is the front 4 for the Rams 4 Tawfiq Thomases?