Chris p nut

Always tired and my back hurts. Tea drinker.

[alecchristie @alecchristie]

Keir is risen, Alleluia. He is risen indeed, Alleluia, Alleluia @Jacob_Rees_Mogg

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

Five Prime Ministers. 14 years of failure. And now Rishi’s recession.

The Tories can’t deliver change. Labour will.

[Chris p nut @BennyPTurner]

@MarinaPurkiss Oculus Grift?

[Chris p nut @BennyPTurner]

@Nigel_Farage Wow you really are part of the elite now! Why would you accept an award from that Marxist organisation?

[Chris p nut @BennyPTurner]

@Nigel_Farage No gammon?

[Sophie Mojsiejenko 🇺🇦 💙💛 @SMojsiejenko]

I have made complaints and they’ve stated to me despite the fact they can see the police have potentially behaved criminally, they can’t help me with my complaint until my trial re harassment (for posting these images etc.) has been dealt with

It’s really very shocking and I’m appalled not just for myself but for others, I would like all victims to be able to speak without intimidation or threat

[Chris p nut @BennyPTurner]

@richardosman Even Horsham's flipped to lib Dems!!

[Chris p nut @BennyPTurner]

@NadineDorries You're easily offended then. Wait, you're not one of them "snowflakes" are ya??

[Chris p nut @BennyPTurner]

@supertanskiii He might have an Aldi discount card, you MUST go back !

[Chris p nut @BennyPTurner]

@Ryanair How you getting on with your ankle mate?

[Chris p nut @BennyPTurner]

@CraghoppersUK Blue

[Craghoppers @CraghoppersUK]

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[Chris p nut @BennyPTurner]

@NoDistant @MikeBubbins @distantpod Really made me change my whole perspective on the situation. Cheers Bubs 😘

[Angela Rayner @AngelaRayner]

.@Conservatives MPs*

[Chris p nut @BennyPTurner]

@Horsham_police 3 points! Seems a bit excessive

[Chris p nut @BennyPTurner]

@DelaneyMan My parents used to light their fags off it. Can still smell the burning eyebrows 😂

[Sky News @SkyNews]

"We're going to end up with terrorists but above all we're going to end up with people in real misery"

Rory Stewart says refugee crisis brewing in Afghanistan is the "fault" of the UK and US, and countries should prepare to ramp up humanitarian efforts.

https://t.co/93GPp25Qrh

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

"Today this England team has made Englishness and patriotism itself an idea not that some of us are ashamed of but that all of us can be proud. And, y'know, we'll win the next one. I still believe!"

My @MSNBC commentary on an inclusive England team:

[Chris p nut @BennyPTurner]

@Nigel_Farage Football brings much needed boost to the local economy. A schools awards evening doesn't. Matt Hancock is a cunt, you helped put him there. Hope this clears it up for you Nige.