Jake Sux @ Smokin Meats

Dak/Zeke 2020

[∀ @PeakPiece31]

Wikipedia is the only website whose marketing strategy is threatening to kill itself if you don’t pay

[Jake Sux @ Smokin Meats @BennySauer]

My steak is too tender my lobster too buttery

[Blain Crain @Blain_Crain]

The fact that the NFL is playing on Saturday during the College Football Playoff is absurd.

[TG @TommyGunnNBA]

Herreeeee we go

[Jake Sux @ Smokin Meats @BennySauer]

@BenRogers How about you drive your vehicle instead of taking pictures dipshit

[Luke Sawhook 🪚🪝 @lukesawhook]

“Rome Odunze’s been in the gym 👀”

[redrum @griffisu]

because of the implication

[Jake Sux @ Smokin Meats @BennySauer]

@kobefn @fishsports He’s not gonna kiss you “Karl” take it easy

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Worms for me but not for thee

[Jake Sux @ Smokin Meats @BennySauer]

Pray in one hand shit in the other see which one fills up quicker

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Please say a prayer for everyone involved in the mid-air collision near Reagan airport this evening. We're monitoring the situation, but for now let's hope for the best.

[Jake Sux @ Smokin Meats @BennySauer]

@coopmavs Arlington doesn’t know how the sun works are you out of your god damn mind

[Jake Sux @ Smokin Meats @BennySauer]

@tannerthehammer @TylorHimes22 Were the 9/11 pilots intending to just hit the towers or kill the people inside?

[Jake Sux @ Smokin Meats @BennySauer]

@RyanRiggins_

[Jake Sux @ Smokin Meats @BennySauer]

@RyanRiggins_

[incognito tab #3 @notcrypticno]

Why are people hyped about Christmas tomorrow

LeBron's birthday is literally in 6 days.

Eyes on the prize.

[Jake Sux @ Smokin Meats @BennySauer]

@ktfuntweets Your fashion sense is whack tin foil hats are so hot rn

[Jake Sux @ Smokin Meats @BennySauer]

Also probably tough to pick which color crayon is the best to eat isn’t it you capital J journalist. Don’t know dog shit about ball.

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

This is the toughest Heisman decision I've had since I got a vote. Still don't know.

[Southwell @JustinSouthwell]

Tulsa’s Tots

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

The 19-year-olds who attend my favorite university didn’t score enough touchdowns today so I’m blackout drunk in the garage while my son takes his first steps. My wife begs me to look over but I’m staring at our roof, wondering if the height could break my legs. “No.” I whisper.

[Jake Sux @ Smokin Meats @BennySauer]

Hey @TAMU you send me a letter every few months asking to donate money as an alumni yet I have to watch a man who makes $7MM allow a dive play on 4th down after a timeout. Can I please have a refund on what was obviously a dog shit investment?