Occam's Laser

Lawyer, Birder, Podcast Addict.
Go Dawgs! Hook 'em! Shrike season

I love my wife

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@the_transit_guy Aren't most of these cities on Amtrak?

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Nw

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@RidgeOcean @amorvincitomnia I've been a bit worried because I'm in Houston, but I don't live anywhere near livestock so I'm not too worried. I used to live in McAllen so I dodged a bullet, but I hope they manage okay down there.

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@BozoVinny You misread the poll. After they got the tied result, they introduced this question and asked if they were more or less likely to vote for him, and the results were overwhelmingly less likely.

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@ohhevans Yea dont watch it

[old and turnt @poisonjr]

The Maccabees:

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Graham Platner raping a home invader: "No homo!"

[Mike Berg @MikeKBerg]

Platner campaign admitting he said he would rape men, but “not in a gay way.”

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@SketchesbyBoze Moby Dick is especially powerful when read aloud because it is basically a poem imo. I love it

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@JAIL_FACELMAO Doom style. I love it

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@FrappuccinoSlim @vanillaopinions Hahaha. Cheers from an Atlantan (decaturite)

[Amelia™ @RealiaAmelia]

@Btsbiggestfan19 socially acceptable target of violent fantasies + americans are obsessed with stranger danger. it’s a performatively masculine cognate of thinking you’re gonna get kidnapped in the target parking lot

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@vanillaopinions Yes

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@cheer_wine I think its real. What's the source for the vegan claim?

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@maddiewhittle @sadfilmcritic Its both

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@nicole_chenelle @ahouse4all Pouring water on fireworks does not necessarily render them inert

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@MrAkaPro @Omega_ElZorro They don't work at a record store

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@FootDustOfHim I think this is a typo. The word Though doesn't make sense with doesn't.

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@TheDryhtscipe @NukedLemonade @Karl_Marx77 @rosebudlight yikes

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@AliMoniEsq @dilanesper Why are you retweeting A.I. generated trash

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@RadishHarmers @oldfriend99 REMAIN INDOORS