Earth Ben c-137

Absurd Hero.
I have a healthy contempt for people, and I love the thinky things.

[Earth Ben c-137 @benofbens]

Here are some things that look #happy.

[Earth Ben c-137 @benofbens]

this makes me a bit weepy. https://t.co/31aReV7cz6

[Institute of Physics @PhysicsNews]

Loss of signal confirmed; she is no more. Farewell Cassini-Huygens. #GrandeFinale #cassini

[Earth Ben c-137 @benofbens]

@BadWolfJessica I was in computer repair at the time. that's when I lost respect for people as a whole.

[Earth Ben c-137 @benofbens]

@BadWolfJessica fuck.

[Earth Ben c-137 @benofbens]

@BadWolfJessica me all the time.

[Earth Ben c-137 @benofbens]

If the cover of "Horse with no Name" weren't used so well in #BoJackHorsemanSeason4, I'd be indifferent about it.

I love that song.

[Earth Ben c-137 @benofbens]

I just supported Rett Syndrome Research Trust, Inc. by shopping @AmazonSmile. #YouShopAmazonGives #RettSyndrome https://t.co/U5j9mFXnwW

[Earth Ben c-137 @benofbens]

@RobertKahn2 Best of luck!

[Earth Ben c-137 @benofbens]

@PreetBharara Maybe in the number of charges against an administration, but time will tell.

[Earth Ben c-137 @benofbens]

@VictoriaDahl Write a book about it. :p

[Earth Ben c-137 @benofbens]

@Crazyginny @realDonaldTrump On her, they're all hooker heels. #GoldDigger

[Earth Ben c-137 @benofbens]

If orange really were the new black, Trump would be demanding his own birth certificate.

[Earth Ben c-137 @benofbens]

@Chinchillazllla @toiletbones @jules_su Aside from "that foot thing".

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The first word of the first comment spoken from the Moon was Houston: “Houston, Tranquility base here, the Eagle has landed"

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

Trump's "donation" to hurricane victims is 2.6 million less than what taxpayers pay for him to vacation at Mar-a-Lago on any given weekend.

[Earth Ben c-137 @benofbens]

@cbouzy Is his middle name "Bending"?

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Trump Promised $5 million for President Obama's birth certificate but only $1 million to hurricane victims, which appears to have been a lie

[Kurt Eichenwald @kurteichenwald]

TX Sec of State refused Canada offer 2 send supplies 4 Houston. Instead, told them 2 send prayers. Meanwhile, Houstonians pray for supplies.

[Earth Ben c-137 @benofbens]

@Hogan80Hogan The Baldwins.

[Earth Ben c-137 @benofbens]

@abbeon2 @redwinepolitics Not only are you wrong, but you clearly don't understand the point of anything.

[Preet Bharara @PreetBharara]

Retired four-star Marine general John Kelly wonders how his life became a mediocre Onion headline https://t.co/JtsatbuyYl via @thedailybeast