Ben Olsen

Astronaut, Pancake, Somebody.

[Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com on Bsky @ErinInTheMorn]

Idaho's house just passed HB 675.

It passed by a vote of 55-13.

It would make providing gender affirming care to trans teens a felony with a life sentence..

Worse... it makes leaving the state with your trans teen to move elsewhere and provide them with care a felony as well.

[Matthew Gertz @MattGertz]

Ma’am I am begging you to take an intro level statistics course.

[casual weekend mom @B20e]

I'm an ER Nurse in Seattle. Last night @SeattlePD officers came to the ER to obtain a statement from an assault patient. One officer, Eric Whitehead, blatantly refused to put a mask on while standing in a high-traffic hallway. There were covid positive pts in nearby rooms. 1/

[Ben Olsen @benolsen]

@emmettfungomery Mmmm. Meatshake. Taste the secret.

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

R.I.P. 2017 (2017 - 2017)

[Emmett Montgomery @emmettfungomery]

I love my neighborhood and my city but every time I see someone with a stroller that has an actual human child in it instead of a bunch of doll parts or a cat in a cool outfit, I can’t help but think about how much Seattle has changed.

[King Friday XIII @King_Friday_13]

Passed on the #Clippers since I already own the Pussycat-Owl-King-Woman-Dog-Boy-Girl-Reindeer-Tiger team.

[Kenneth P. Vogel @kenvogel]

FLASHBACK: @seanspicer in Dec. says Trump WH won't ban specific media outlets. "That's what makes a democracy a democracy vs a dictatorship"

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Apparently Sec'y of Homeland Security John Kelly found out about Trump's Exec Order on Muslim Immigrants and Refugees while WATCHING TV.

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

To those fleeing persecution, terror & war, Canadians will welcome you, regardless of your faith. Diversity is our strength #WelcomeToCanada

[Ben Olsen @benolsen]

@thisthor Neither of us are.

[Ben Olsen @benolsen]

I'll show you who is boss MS Word.

[On Kawara @On_Kawara]

I AM STILL ALIVE

[Ben Olsen @benolsen]

Twitter, you are my most neglected friend.

[Ben Olsen @benolsen]

I have a job interview but my chicken suit is at the cleaners.

[Ben Olsen @benolsen]

Also, Star Wars Uncut is #AMAZING. http://t.co/ckzh9Vqj

[Ben Olsen @benolsen]

OMG, they are still killing the dolphins. "They" being "we" and "killing" being "watching" and "dolphins" being "Lord of the Rings".

[Ben Olsen @benolsen]

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