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[Ben P @benpfc93]

Ryan Murphy must have some real good tea about Hollywood execs to keep getting this show renewed coz what is this mess of a season. Sisters, daughters, mothers? I can’t keep up. The connection between seasons used to be so subtle #AHS13

[Ben P @benpfc93]

@TansuYegen That’s the sound ya mum made last night @LeeJames_88

[Ben P @benpfc93]

This songs forgettable #SBSEurovision

[Ben P @benpfc93]

Slovenia reminds me of chicken deli meat, beige #SBSEurovision

[Ben P @benpfc93]

Schapelle is representing Iceland this year...or is it LiLo? #SBSEurovision

[Ben P @benpfc93]

Nothing better than a song in a native language, showcasing culture. Go Serbia! #SBSEurovision

[Ben P @benpfc93]

Eleni could turn me, honestly #SBSEurovision

[Ben P @benpfc93]

This challenge is giving my millennial self PTSD #ImACelebrityAU

[Ben P @benpfc93]

@LeeJames_88 It's in the name @LeeJames_88 #aca

[Ben P @benpfc93]

@moorehn Um we have completely forgotten about Charles and Camilla's alleged love child, Simon Dorante-Day in all of this I feel @moorehn now is the time for him to rise up #WherelskateMiddleton

[Ben P @benpfc93]

Sara (or is it pronounced Sarah this week?) is only staying for the pay cheque and the potential boss babe brand deals she's got lined up #MAFS

[Ben P @benpfc93]

At what point are we going to call them judges coz they're hardly experts #MAFS

[Ben P @benpfc93]

Michael is 100% not as hurt as he is making himself out to be and these emotional outbursts are his real, immature personality shining through #MAFS

[Ben P @benpfc93]

Just because you wear one Bravo tshirt, doesn't mean you have the credentials to act like a housewife, Michael. Sit down. #MAFS

[Ben P @benpfc93]

WHERE IS THE DRAMA? #MAFSAU #MAFS

[Ben P @benpfc93]

Everyone is at the dinner party but Lucinda is on the set of H20 just add water #mafs #mafsau #emmathecondensation

[Ben P @benpfc93]

@787hwudhw It's giving low budget #mafs #mafsau

[Ben P @benpfc93]

Why is no one talking about the fact that the apartment building the couples are staying in, is the same one from Beauty and the Geek 2022? #MAFSAU #MAFS

[Ben P @benpfc93]

Sara/ Sarah's left tit (pronunciation depending on her mood obvi) is giving MS readathon frisbee circa 2002 where it would fold up by twisting it #mafs #mafsau

[Ben P @benpfc93]

Why are we getting so many shots of Timothy without his shirt off? #mafs #mafsau