Ben Polkinghorne

Exercising my frontal cortex. Take views with a bucket of salt. Click for portfolio.

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The horse does not eat cucumber salad.

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It didn't make me feel un-sluggish, put it that way.

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Nobody is ever too busy for a Turkish.

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A King has been born. Toll the bells. Sacrifice the nearest goat.

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Ears are so weird.

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I don't have time to do my timesheets.

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Busting joke.

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'Everything has an end; only the sausage has two.'

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Gravity is just a theory.

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The only way up is up.

[moveme @movemeTV]

Loved chatting with the Filmworkz team about what's cooking with https://t.co/I4yudTqplP 🎬🚀

https://t.co/oSPCdojTXM

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Having a beer with the pilot.

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Please help keep this important public service alive! 😷

[AddressPollution.org @AddresPollution]

Announcement 🧵 Pls RT:
We’re sorry to announce that https://t.co/CxOH4E6f80 AP will be shutting down after +4 years of free public service. @Cleanairfund continue to offer no funding to keep AP alive despite the ongoing impact its had on public awareness of #airpollution 1/1

[moveme @movemeTV]

"Nobody knows anything"
The story of the best line in the history of Hollywood
https://t.co/7yIom1REW9

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Overheard in a coffee shop: “What does IOU stand for?”

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9/10 dentists agree.

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YES JUNK MAIL.

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((Four brackets looks cool))

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She sneezed with a French accent.

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Would you like one iota, or two?