Bogey Ben

I’m 30 something and I’m not entirely sure what I’m doing..

[Bogey Ben @benpond_]

@SeaWorld what is this unorganized mess of a Que at odyssey? Outside in the rain because we’d block an emergency exit? Didn’t the ride just open? Told 15 min - waited 45 and watched quick Que show up with 0 wait an walk in front of me. Last time I renew my AP.

[Bogey Ben @benpond_]

How come boomers think deleting someone from Facebook is the ultimate disrespect? Like grandpa it took me 4 months to notice you did that..

[Bogey Ben @benpond_]

I’ve never met someone with Main Character syndrome as bad as my father in law 😂

[Bogey Ben @benpond_]

@CollinRugg What a Snowflake

[Bogey Ben @benpond_]

Here’s my annual happy birthday to my brother who didn’t bother do say goodbye to his dying mother post. Hope your kids treat you better when you’re getting ready to croak 🎉🥳🎉🥳

[Bogey Ben @benpond_]

Charlie Kirk shot and killed as he tries to say “too many” mass shooters are trans, and while that’s true because 1 mass shooter is too many, there have been 5300 mass shootings since 2013.. 5 of them trans folks. Thoughts and prayers Charlie Kirk 🖕

[Bogey Ben @benpond_]

@RexroatJason @mjfree @grok Nah you’re a snowflake, it’s Gulf of Mexico 😘😘

[Bogey Ben @benpond_]

@teacherinRI @DGlaucomflecken Teach your kiddos reading comprehension, if you read more than 1 tweet you’d have understood.

[Bogey Ben @benpond_]

I feel like the universe righted a wrong today.

[Bogey Ben @benpond_]

He literally played his own funeral, and it was so badass.

[Bogey Ben @benpond_]

Uncle Jon got Riley a @Neopets coloring book and now I’m going down a rabbit hole from 19 years ago..

[Bogey Ben @benpond_]

@Aliathewhite @HollyBeecham Yes.

[Bogey Ben @benpond_]

@RaceTrac yo when yall stop breakfast? It’s 10am yall got double cheeseburgers out 😂😂

[Bogey Ben @benpond_]

Never did I think in my adult life I’d be running lights in my hallway so my toddler can rave to Sandstorm or Heaven from DJ Sammy..

[Bogey Ben @benpond_]

My uncle called me a retarded gay gayboy liberal racist yesterday. Any clue who he voted for? Betchya can’t guess

[Bogey Ben @benpond_]

I need someone to help me write a book about my life I’ve had some of the most fun and entertaining family drama

[Bogey Ben @benpond_]

I was called gay and gayboy today by an angry family member and when I called this person a homophobe, they called me a “typical liberal calling people something they’re not”… what?

[Bogey Ben @benpond_]

One of my favorite things on social media is trolling random angry people on Facebook. 100x more fun when it winds up being my homophobic hypocritical family I get to troll 😂😂