Ben

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Next time you go to the loo, don't take your phone. The other day I forgot to take my phone to the loo. It was a game changer. I was done inside two minutes. I'd forgotten that it could be so quick. Highly recommended.

[Ben @benprophet]

@JohnnyTheNic @JacquiOatley Brilliant match. Was great to see Arsenal keep on the attack even after making it 3-2, so used to seeing teams just drop deep.

[Ben @benprophet]

@F365 Unrelated to above…

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

A guilty pleasure of mine is reading the fan forums of football teams who aren't performing particularly well, recommend Everton's in difficult times

[Ben @benprophet]

@LFC_Tandy Salah, van Dijk, TAA new contracta all announced before kick off 😉

[Ben @benprophet]

@mbrmagazine Do you think you should re-word that? The trails will remain open and a bike shop too, the cafe is closing.

[Ben @benprophet]

@ZBrownCEO Your team are going to need to be more ruthless than today if you want the drivers championship. Lap 1 was a bit of an own goal but sure let them race. Seemed a no brainer to swap them on final corner?

[David 🇬🇧 @1872David_]

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[Ben @benprophet]

@OfKawczynski Bye 👋 👋 👋

[Marc O'Reachtaire @o_reachtaire]

Man City winning the league four times in a row is a serious achievement to be fair, its up there with Lance Armstrong winning seven tours on the bounce

[Dominic Minghella @DMinghella]

Dear Mr Sunak,
On behalf of pretty much every doctor in the land, pretty much every person on a waiting list in the land, pretty much every sick person in the land, and increasingly most voters in the land...

[Ben @benprophet]

Just like the river itself, he’s full of shit.

[Daniel Kawczynski @OfKawczynski]

Fantastic news - the River Severn at Shrewsbury has been given the green light to be formally consulted on to potentially receive a Bathing Water Designation. This is more positive action from the Conservative Government to keep our rivers clean!

[Ben @benprophet]

Stop the boats.

[Savan Qadir @savanQadir]

If you leave a dog poo, you will be fined £80 pounds, but if you do this to our beaches, you will get a tax cut.

[Ben @benprophet]

@Haggis_UK Great negotiation tactic: piss them off

[Ben @benprophet]

@samuelluckhurst The first reaction was a clear yellow card. As for the second better to know what he said to the ref before making these statements?

[Ben @benprophet]

@TrendingIdiot @TrouserdogSCFC This is awkward. It’s artificial.

[Ben @benprophet]

@TrendingIdiot 😔

[Ben @benprophet]

@mart457 @Denny_Denovan Agreed! If you value reliability, pay more and go elsewhere.

[Ben @benprophet]

@stevecarpo1 @Be_Fibre Same here. Will be looking to get out of contract, reliability not good enough.

[Ben @benprophet]

@F365 The list of players United have for 400m is abysmal

[Ben @benprophet]

@ShropCouncil @ShrewsburyTC Update: now zero footpath and the grass is muddy so pedestrians are walking in the road.

[Ben @benprophet]

@ShrewsburyTC @ShropCouncil Hi, can you find a footpath under this for pedestrians? Somerby Drive, Shrewsbury.