Ben

[Ben @benrdavis]

Such a beautiful collection of poetry @StevieNicks 🌙

[𝑫𝒊𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒂 𝑪𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒂 @diotimacorina]

why does he look like a weeping virgin mary

[Shauney Connor @toryshaun]

No one will ever look at the Prime Minister quite the way Sebastian did. Farewell to the brilliant Anthony Head, who gave us one of British comedy’s most iconic double-acts.

[GANJA QUEEN👸🏼🍃 @420prettygirls]

I like weed more than people.

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

“Pride month is made up”
So is your religion

[Sagar @monkeydsagar]

Looks like a clogged toilet

[Ben @benrdavis]

@girlystfu48248 Stevie ain't dead

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Manager: so many people already left. Luckily you are not planning to leave us.

Me: sending 50 resumes per hour with company's Wifi.

[𝐀𝐫𝐢𝐚 ✨ @Dfw_patience2]

I need a smoking partner 😭😭we just link up and smoke

[Eduardo Antão @edardantao]

O vício no celular ficou tão grave que assistir a um filme parece produtivo

[Juice 🧃 @Juicecryptic]

This is exactly how it feels waking up late for work 😭😭

[Ivory ✪ @mide_io]

The call I never want to stop seeing

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

You can put 30 different fruits in a smoothie but you put a banana in that mf it is now a Banana Smoothie

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

cuando ya calculaste cuántas horas vas a dormir, pero no te puedes dormir y el número va bajando

[Out of Context Webcomunismo @webcomunismo]

não sei explicar mas todas as pessoas que eu conheci que tinham a gengiva assim eram insuportáveis

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

how the barista looks at you when you press “no tip” after all they did was spin the ipad around

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

i cannot wait to financially afford who i really am

[PelleCreepy @PelleCreepy]

Unless a piano goes rolling down the stairs, I never know if I'm watching a clip from Scream or Scary Movie.

[Valter Lorran @valterlorran]

@Truthpole Folks, I'm pretty skeptical about UFOs, but this is a huge coincidence with one of my sightings. From Saturday to Sunday, my girlfriend and I went hiking to the "Cachoeira Do Sumidouro" waterfall in Felicio do Santos, Minas Gerais, Brazil.

[Paul Golding @PaulGolding]

Nowak: ‘I was stabbed’

Officer: ‘I don't believe you, mate’

[Entertainment Weekly @EW]

The highlarious horror squad is back! 😱🍃
#ScaryMovie's core four reunites after 25 years and they're ready to make you scream with laughter. Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Regina Hall, and Anna Faris take EW behind the scenes of their rowdy return to the @ScaryMovie horror parody franchise in our latest cover story: https://t.co/byosK9nrDb
🎬 Alison Wild + Kristen Harding
✍️ Ryan Coleman